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The Empire Strikes Back of Empire Strikes Backs

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The Peak of French Cinema. 3.5/5 but Gusty Garden Galaxy is in it so actually 5/5

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Rocky tells the classic underdog sports story, but here the sport takes a backseat. Yes, boxing is what drives the plot, but the Film is much less about beating Apollo than it is Rocky beating his own self-doubt, culminating in an all-time Feel Good Moment.

Creed 3 absolutely shows out when it’s the shonen-inspired boxing film that it was built up to be, but is brought down confusing story elements and missed emotional beats. If you enjoy meathead action anime like myself, you’ll LOVE act 3 of this film.

Aftersun leads you along a path of childish wonder before tearing out your heart and smashing it into a kajillion pieces. Seeing Calum’s private anguish compared to the fun-loving dad he puts on in front of his daughter is gut-wrenching, but in a way that invites you to watch again like a loving father invites you to think of him.

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This review may contain spoilers.

This is the Batman film. From his detective work that we actually get to see onscreen to the fights that show him truly being a threat to Gotham’s underworld, we get a Batman that feels like a complete representation of him as a crime fighter. That, paired with great performances, an amazing score, and absolutely beautiful cinematography make it a great watch. While there are some tonal inconsistencies between acts 2 and 3, they serve to represent the shift of Batman going from a guy who just beats up criminals while wearing a cape to the Hero of Gotham City.

Please, please watch The Batman.

I cannot fucking comprehend how you can misunderstand Superman. There is a 0% chance this isn’t a hit piece on the character by a guy who doesn’t like it.

James Gunn simply understands how to make you care about plucky comic book characters. Polka-Dot man solos your favorite universe.

Introducing the Guardians of the Galaxy was a risky bet for the MCU, but this was undoubtedly the best way it could have been done. This film is full of style and heart, and is one I’d recommend to anybody.

TLAT isn’t necessarily something I’d recommend, but I thought it was fun and would watch it again. I love corny super heroes being corny and this is the peak of it in our Modern Superhero Film-scape.

Glass Onion is a fine watch by itself with a fun cast and an interesting enough premise, but it takes a while to really get going and the payoff doesn’t feel as satisfying as you’d want it to.

Bat Kamehameha. PLEASE watch this

While a solid film and one I would recommend, it’s often very heavy-handed. It feels like McKay is on a flooding boat but rather than remove the water he just keeps yelling about the boat flooding

I watched this one with my grandpa I don’t think he got it

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Would have been a 5 but not enough Aunt Beru

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