SharkLEDmangle

kiana, 28, she/her. “if u were a man ur interests would be red flags.”

Favorite films

  • Cujo
  • White Chicks
  • Moonlight
  • Sing Sing

All
  • The Cleansing Hour

    ★★★★

  • The Stepfather

    ★★½

  • Everybody Wants Some!!

    ★★★★

  • The Boy Next Door

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The Cleansing Hour

2019

★★★★ Liked Watched

Kinda went into this film expecting it to be a little poopoo doodoo but im delighted to report that it did in fact chew :)  

not a perfect movie by any means. like you’ll be having a blast during a film and BOOM! israel mention 🙄  so that automatically barred it from 5 star rating. 

as well as the ending kinda lost me….but somehow also managed to gag me at the same time??????  


late night with the devil…

The Stepfather

2009

★★½ Liked Watched

Filter’s cover of Happy Together alone is a full star.  13 yr old me GAGGGGGGEEDDDDD.

-fixated on this movie for the entire summer between middle school and high school.   would watch it multiple times a day even???

-why is the stepfather not bill paxton

-The funeral.  another life changing needledrop

-only now realizing jackie is in fact Not played by aunt becky

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Banana Fish

2018

½ Watched

guys wtf.  what the actual FUCK.  u are all a bunch of liars and im pissed.  banana fish is a steaming hot pile of shit from a butt!!!! 

its racist its pedophilac and extremely fetishy and its fucking UGLY.    also ash and eiji are so boring!;!/!:!:!
im supposed to sit here and take ash having a 200 iq seriously!?!?? plssss be so fucking fr!!!

anyway i could go on and on about how much i hated this damn show but im calm.

The Haunting

1999

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

*growling* get behind me the haunting (1999)