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Favorite films

  • All That Heaven Allows
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • No Country for Old Men
  • You've Got Mail

All
  • Cruel Intentions

    ★★★

  • Summer of Sam

    ★★★½

  • News from Home

    ★★★★

  • Single White Female

    ★★½

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Cruel Intentions

1999

★★★ 1

Truly insane I’d never seen this until now.

Summer of Sam

1999

★★★½ 2

This is one of those VHS covers that’s haunted me. I’d pick it up every time I ed it in the video store knowing both that I couldn’t rent it because I was too young and that I was definitely scared to.

I can’t decide if it all totally hangs together for me, but as a portrait of New York in a specific moment in time, a compilation of vignettes and sidetracks under the shadow of a serial killer, this just feels right. Or at least it feels like Spike.

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Hot Frosty

2024

★★★½ Liked 9

I regret to inform you all that the hot snowman movie is GOOD and I CRIED and shut UP I’ll kick your ASS!!!!!!!!

Anora

2024

★★½ 3

I really wanted to love this but I just… didn’t. I needed to understand Anora more (what does she see in Ivan? what does she actually want?) and the movie really just gives you nothing. I couldn’t even laugh at the madcap sequences because it just made me depressed to watch everyone treat Anora like shit. And if I’m being blunt, then I have to it I found huge chunks in the middle to be pretty boring!

Wish I could see what everyone else does, but this doesn’t hold a candle to Tangerine.