Roger Ebert said that film is a machine that generates empathy, and “If it’s a great movie, it lets you understand a little bit more about what it’s like to be a different gender, a different race, a different age, a different economic class, a different nationality, a different profession, different hopes, aspirations, dreams and fears. It helps us to identify with the people who are sharing this journey with us. And that, to me, is the most noble thing…

The first 5 minutes of this movie, I was certain I was watching a movie within a movie, but nope -- its that bad through and through. Seriously, there is a night to day time jump in this movie that is so jarring, it'd make Ed Wood wince.

And Jesus Christ is this tripe predictable. It's so tedious waiting for the characters to catch up to the "twist" that was telegraphed in the first couple of minutes of the movie.…

The more appropriate alternative title: Mansplaining Feminism.

Turns out, all that women needed all along was for a dude to dress up as a woman and show them how to be a real woman and stick up for themselves.

I hate this movie with the burning hate of a thousand suns. I don't know what elements of this movie grinds against my nerves the most.

Perhaps it's the fucking discordant elevator muzak that serves as its score. It is the…