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the opening 10 minutes - absolute cinema

the scene of Pooja getting ready is how I feel when I put on a nice ironed shirt

say what you will, but the vampire rule of having to be invited inside is actually very polite

pabst blue ribbon 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

minus 1.5 stars for Bianca’s prom dress what even was that

boys will be boys 🤷🏼‍♂️

voice-over: the movie

duel of the fates visualised

a turducken of plot set-ups 

also that throw-in was so unnecessary

all the homies harbour distaste for seaworld’s animal practices

a sleep away camp with the hottest of goss

product placement: the movie

I would do that if someone killed my dog too, John

I only watched this because of the Sonic movie

what having a crush does to an island

falls off after the midpoint of the second season, but still has some highlights (with diminishing returns). 

overall fantastic and the framework for almost every long-form, serious, drama television series that came after it. 

 intro will live in my head forever, transports you immediately

people in mascot outfits getting hurt will never not be funny

take a drink every time there is an unnecessary CGI backdrop that could’ve just been filmed in the desert.

only gripe with the movie, otherwise it’s one of those prequels that makes the following material hit that much harder

a psuedo biblical allegory with a golden retriever.  what more do you want from a film

a complete unknown could never

the FBI showing up to the wrong house disguised as a flower delivery service really tracks

the dog deserves an oscar

blue and orange color correction never looked so good

opens with a granny talking about british accents getting her going

soundtrack bangs

I bet nice-pool would make a great coffee

the choice to film that fountain scene was more confusing than the entire premise

turns volume up to hear the quiet dialogue only to be ear blasted by 2000’s angsty alt-rock

script written like Ryan Gosling got paid by the line

godzilla vs. kong if it was cunty