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Y’all ever stuck around for the after credits scene where they’re pretty much just sittin around fartin? Having a full-blown fart contest. Imagine our dismay and delight in the theater just now. Also sat in row 3 and it was so totally awesome? I may even prefer it???

The first time I ever had a weed brownie in college we had some new people over to our appt and one of the guys turned this shit on and ofc the part with the huge orgy was the exact moment the eddy hit and suddenly I was beyond disturbed & distraught and begging the group of basically strangers to “turn it off please” and literally crying. Instead of just simply getting up and going to my room. So.

Thinking about when I told my sister this movie was awesome & romantic and she had no idea what it was about and I also did not give her any further details-  then got us to sync our screens to watch it on the plane together and her pretty much almost immediately going “um is this gonna be disgusting or something?” And it’s like ?????? Ya🙄 And something❤️

Been one of my favorites for years and years and years so I’ve rewatched it countless times but it was only just now that I realized the book stamp in the opening credits says Nov 7. Which is pretty much my birthday😭 kinda cute and sweet and cosmic…..

Spent damn near the entire runtime trying to convince my date that Lewis Pullman looks like Tom holland. Because he does. And I remain right about that.

Can y'all believe when I first saw this 2 weeks ago I was entirely unfamiliar with Jack O’Connell’s game!? Since then I have been on a journey. Watched Skins. And so I guess that was pretty much it. Anyway, need that cookie and remmick in the worst way!!!!

So crazy beautiful omg?????? (Insane I’ve never seen this! Insane I had combined the two versions and expected Colin firth would be gracing the screen god I love that man)

Can never super picture things with my eyes closed (lk aphantasia👀) but the one image I have always been able to conjure up is goob. Literally. His big little face. The dark circles. Those eyes. I can see them now. Practically.

Tried to go see P&P for the first time ever (and real quick, when you see that, do you think Pu$$ies and Peni$es) (or do you think Pride and Prejudice, as I so intended) ANYWAY they didn’t have seats available so we wound up seeing this instead! But will I even like P&P more than this??? No honestly 

(You thought Poop and Pee, huh?)
No, honestly.

Like ughhhhhhhHhHHHHHHh

I know I can never watch this and please check the fuck up on me if I ever, for whatever reason, try to do so, some day.  Because I see the edits on tiktok. And that shit makes me cry cry cry and feel absolute devastation. And I know what’s being inferred and know I would not be okay in the slightest. So yeah. And totally no.
(Also I read the parental guide on imbd years and years ago and I wish to god every single day that I would not have! And no! I will not go back to check if it’s as bad as I ! I will never be doing that!)

😻😻😻‼️

ing a time when I was so down bad for the boy who showed me this movie I would tell everyone (lie) that it was the best, most hilarious thing ever which was fine because no one else had ever seen it or knew what the hell it was about but then when I went on to proudly proclaim to my entire science class that it was my favorite movie during the “fun facts about me” first day of school bullshit one of the popular guys went “WTF THAT MOVIE SUCKS” and I was so so embarrassed and then he continued “NO, ITS LIKE, DISGUSTING” and then everyone in my class thought I was some sort of pervert, probably 😪

ALSO, my crush was in that class! And he didn’t defend or stick up for me or this goddamn movie! Which was fucked. When you think about it. Which I do. Often.

I dozed off during the killer reveal and then when I woke up in a later scene and said “omgg maybe they’re the killer🧐” my sister shot me a look and in that moment I knew she wanted me dead and gone

I wanted the unicorns to look.. not like that

Watched on plane! Cried! Colman Domingo the man that you ARE.

***Also Johnny Simmons jump scare (don’t get me wrong, I like the guy, just wasn’t expecting him to be unnamed inmate yk?)

Feeling sick to my god! Damn! Stomach!

Happy! Sad! I feel it all! All the time!

Here’s what I recommend doing! Get some delicious sushi and then go see this! It’s fun to have fun! Ily Ayo!

No because this movie is fucking insane (in both premise & plot and how gorgeous every single person is) like??????????????????! No shit it’s my favorite movie have you fuckin seen it?!?!!!! Have you seen how sun-kissed Jude was????? (If not lmk I can send you so so many edits)

Didn’t rewatch this but I did see a sexy gorgeous beautiful edit. And sometimes, that’s enough❤️ 5. Fucking. Stars.

Didn’t see this in an amc but my god was it thrilling to experience these dazzling images on a huge silver screen. (And by dazzling images yeah im talking about finnick with sugar cube in mouth (hot. As. Hell.) Peeta’s smirk after his “if it werent for the baby” mic drop (king shit), mags kissing finnick right on the mouth and that being the last thing she ever did (girl, same), haymitch looking pretty much sexy and wearing that sheer top (nipples hard as rocks), peeta and finnick mouth.to.mouth (need I say more) any and every scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman (I love that goddamn man) the. Beach. Kiss.

A dazzling picture. An electric circumstance in which the sequel is even stronger than its predecessor. Within the likes of Catching Fire. High School Musical 2. Paddington. 2. Missin any?

Edit: I was. Spy kids 2.

It’s like, sos so insane that Trump is currently the president of the United States as I’m watching this movie. Again. As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough the first time around?? We genuinely stay looking like fucking idiots. And Bong Joon Ho agrees. And that guy, well, he gets it.

Was this nominated for Best Costume design or what because BRAD. IN. SILK. DESERVES AN. OSCAR.

OMFGGGGGG LETS GOOOO

Nobody hot in this one, sorry guys!
Shit, I forgot about Antonio banderas

Now here we have a long-ass boring-ass film! From what I fuckin recall! Another addition to my childhood trauma list, otherwise known as my Strange Not-Kid Movie DVDS We watched in our van dvd player growing up that usually had adult themes or were just boring as fuck and usually upsetting to me list (got tired of capitalizing every letter there but you get it)

Like yeah but also how are you saying no to Leo Woodall..? 
Be serious

Hey I have a genuine question has there ever been or will there ever even be someone as sexy hot gorgeous as Brad Pitt??? Like what the hell and while we’re at it, how the hell was it my first time watching this and also? George Clooney’s voice being like, that seductive??? how. the. hell.

I showed the kids I babysit this movie and we were all pretty much vibing and loving it and then the scene with the kiss in the apartment happened and the 9 year old turned to me and said “hey was that inappropriate?” and like, she’s right. It’s such a randomly hot, awesome kiss like is that okay for children (or me, on the clock) to really witness? I’m blushing now, just thinking about it

Oh my god??? You guys???? This was so good????

“I hope Cupid shoots you in the dick!”

you know what, hell yeah

Proof that documentaries don’t have to be boring! Not joking btw!

Men are so fucking scary I’m sorry like I know some aren’t but at the end of the day.., aren’t they though???

Hey guys remind me next time Nikki Blonsky goes live on tiktok to ask her if she has a letterboxd (should be within the hour). I interact with that girlie on there daily but always somehow forget to ask

Need to watch this again and need this to happen to me, as well

5 STARS. Did I stutter??? the answer is fuckin nope. This is perfect in every goddamn way. I do not care that some of the lines are beat to death and over-quoted. I. Love. It. And no one has ever been or will ever be more gorgeous than Andy samberg in this to me. (Why did everyone think I was being silly for finding him gorg all these years. Now the tides have shifted and it’s common knowledge that he’s hot but it’s been a long fuckin time comin.) Anyway yeah I rarely think movies are perfect and find it hard to believe someone when they say so many movies are 100% perfect because come on there’s always at least a scene or two you could find fault or want to alter in some way but I wouldn’t change a thing about this! Except maybe they coulda tossed a sex scene or two our way anyway yeah the lonely island follows me on twitter thanks for reminding me and yeah this movie is 5/5 good night

Edit: yeah I just realized I gave Like Mike a 5/5 score right before this which may seem odd given that I just bitched about ppl who give every movie a perfect score but once again did I stutter??!! Two five star movies back to back and what a delight

TikTok banned. Feeling faint. Watching this. Trying to simply be.

Also Renee rap little girl with bangs in this. What the hell.

“The ozdust dance sequence is both an apology and a forgiveness”
-Me high off. my. ass. Clock it. Gag. it.

Needed more of Harris(‘s) (Dick)inson

Imagine Keith Urban’s face watching this

I’m gonna need my tiktok to do me one last solid before it gets banned and give me so so many edits of Boyd Holbrook as Johnny Cash because oh my fucking god you guys

Something sort of wonderfully cosmic happened in the theater this evening. Hot Johnny cash appeared on screen just as the Cold cookies n cream milkshake I ordered arrived at my seat. In the notes I had asked if they could possibly add salted caramel though, I was doubtful. But By god they did it. And it was beautiful. And so was johnny, made me maybe wish I was watching a movie about him instead of this asshole dude who talks through his teeth and rocks long ass dirty fingernails. And also I wonder what songs Timothee is going to sing as he’s the host and musical guest on snl in 2 weeks like how the hell is that gonna go

Jim Carrey had me cracking up and James Marsden is like so super gorgeous so yeah seeing this at like 10am wasn’t the worst morning I’ve ever had! Honestly kinda one of the better ones!

Pretty much every girlie in this is like so cute and sweet and funny 🫶

Wish they would have made him just like a little bit hot ://////////// need a crush so fucking bad

why they got him looking like Jim Carrey in fucking Sonic

HATED his fucking mustache like so bad

So tell me why the fuck did Vanessa exclusively call him “father” for the entire first half of the movie then switch it completely up to “papa”

Second the best, I guess

• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
• High School Musical 2
• Shrek 2
• Paddington 2
• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

Ya girl finally figured out how to put reviews in the notes for easier viewing pleasure 😎 :’)

• Jumanji

  -...ok but I had nightmares. For YEARS.
  -refused to play ANY board games. Terrified I’d get sucked the heck in.
  -CandyLand? HA good try mom & dad but I think I’ll on getting trapped with that chocolate swamp monster motherfricker!!!!!!
  -missed out on a lot of family game nights :(
  -probably should have actually gone to therapy tbh

• The Last Unicorn

  -fricked me UP as a child
-when all the unicorns run into the ocean to drown themselves and then like become the waves, haunting The Last Unicorn everytime she looks at the sea??
-traumatizing
-also her voice was wobbly & weird
-I’m scared

• Forrest Gump

  -probably a good, important film BUT
-I watched it on a family roadtrip when I was WAY too young to understand anything
-didn’t get what Jenny’s job was
-mom wouldn’t tell me, but said to watch it again when I was much older so I could fully ~*appreciate*~ everything
-but guess what mom, I never did and I still don’t ever want to do that.
-...Jenny was like a prostitute, right?

• The Phantom of the Opera

  -another movie I watched on a road trip when I was way too young to emotionally grasp anything
-scared me
-hated that flashback scene when he was trapped in a cage at the zoo & people like threw food n shit at him
-all the songs are absolute bangers tho 🔥

• The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

  -scared me for some reason
-didn’t trust Melody
-but still called using her name EVERYTIME we pretended to be mermaids in the pool
-like I CALLED that shit

• Groundhog Day

  -was the only unscratched/working disk in our car DVD player for awhile,
-so we deadass watched this shit over & OVER :’) which, in hindsight, is ironically fitting.. but was super upsetting at the time :’)
-couldn’t escape it
-felt trapped in my booster seat
-didn’t like the divets in bull Murray’s face
-wanted to jump out of the moving car

• The Sound of Music

  -ALL I want in life is for Julie Andrews to make me a pair of  overalls out of an old curtain 😞
--also hi, whenever I was anxious or sad as a kid my mom would to tell me to sing the “My Favorite Things” song to feel better but guess WHAT, it always just made my young ass MORE anxious & sad because I could never all the damn specific lyrics!!!!!!

• The Mask of Zorro

  -accidentally deleted my review but basically what you need to know is I first watched this when I was like 5 and all I is some evil dude chopping people’s heads off and like drinking their blood or some shit
-also at one point Antonio Banderas flirtily cuts off Catherine Zeta Jones’s dress and it gets steamy BUT my parents always fast-forwarded that scene on our car DVD player smh :/
-they never fast-forwarded the head-chopping or blood-drinking parts though :///

• Shrek

  -This iconic soundtrack was the first CD I ever owned & whenever I got in trouble or was mad at my parents, my dramatic ass would go sit in my room & BLAST that one song that goes “I don’t give a damn bout my bad reputation!!!” 😎🔥😩 lmaoO

• The Parent Trap

  -holy shit I just ed how after watching this movie together my neighbor decided in order to be twins she had to cut ALL my damn hair off!
  -She told me her uncle was a barber!
  -My 6-year-old dumbass was convinced that was a reasonable qualification!
  -I looked hideous!
  -So bad my mom cried!
  -She would put huge ass bows all over my head to cover up my bald spots!
  -Had me lookin like fuckin Jojo Siwah on (additional) crack or some shit smh!!!!!!

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1. Anora
2. Challengers
3. Nosferatu
4. Wicked
5. My Old Ass
6. The Substance
7. Heretic
8. Blink Twice
9. Twisters
10. We Live in Time

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• Moonlight
• Short Term 12
• Blue Valentine
• Dead Poets Society
• Where the Wild Things Are
• James White
• The Skeleton Twins
• Manchester by the Sea
• The Florida Project
• Paddington 2

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Perfect to ME

• 13 Going on 30
• Brigsby Bear
• School of Rock
• The Truman Show
• About Time
• Where the Wild Things Are
• The Goonies
• Short Term 12
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Sing Street

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1. The Holdovers
2. Theater Camp
3. May December
4. Barbie
5. Killers of the Flower Moon
6. Anatomy of a Fall
7. Saltburn
8. Past Lives
9. Fingernails
10. Wonka

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Or at least in their top four. Willing to bet money on this. It’s Science.

• The Dark Knight
• Whiplash
• Interstellar
• The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
• Surf's Up
• The Shawshank Redemption
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Inception
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• The Social Network

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Did something happen with Owen Wilson :’( why isn’t he involved in Wes’s movies anymore :’’’’(

1. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
3. Fantastic Mr. Fox
4. Rushmore
5. Bottle Rocket
6. The Grand Budapest Hotel
7. The Darjeeling Limited
8. Isle of Dogs
9. Asteroid City
10. The French Dispatch

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• Paddington
• Paddington 2
• What a Girl Wants
• Like Crazy
• Bend It Like Beckham
• About Time
• 28 Days Later

Big year for cannibalism !

1. Aftersun
2. The Banshees of Inisherin
3. Bones and All
4. Triangle of Sadness
5. Nope
6. Fresh
7. Cha Cha Real Smooth
8. The Menu
9. Don't Worry Darling
10. Bullet Train

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Yes, essentially it does happen to be just a chronological list

1. Get Out
2. Us
3. Nope

This year was also ass but my hyperfixation with bo burnham carried me through it

1. Bo Burnham: Inside
2. Judas and the Black Messiah
3. Luca
4. Promising Young Woman
5. Spider-Man: No Way Home
6. Encanto
7. Free Guy
8. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
9. Don't Breathe 2
10. Cruella

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….. ok well maybe next year

• Scream
• The Shining
• Get Out
• Shutter Island
• The Sixth Sense
• Prisoners
• Interstellar
• Se7en
• Snowpiercer
• American Animals

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Do I like movies or am I just h0rny? Impossible to say :’)

• A Knight's Tale

  -the movie and man that inspired this whole list

• George of the Jungle

  -Brendan Fraser with his hair in a half up-do??? I’m BLUSHING just thinking about it

• Hot Rod

  -my ideal person in any and every possible way

• Fight Club

  -brad had ZERO buisness looking that good

• Bad Times at the El Royale

  -Chris Hemsworth but also pretty much everyone else in this movie as well
  -I mean Chris is hot in anything but the shirtless sashaying is what really put it over the top for me

• Sixteen Candles

  -the ONLY thing I about this movie was how beautiful the main guy was idk his name even all I know is that I was! Turned On!

• Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

  -Most specifically lily James’s ASS in that bellbottom jumpsuit

• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

  Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Margaret Qualley

• 13 Going on 30

  -JEnnifer is the cutest and sweetest and most beautiful also luvvvvvv a sensitive mark ruffalo this movie truly has it all

• Spy Kids

  -INGRID CORTEZ = MILF

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• Holes
• Peter Pan
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Labyrinth
• Aladdin
• Coco
• Halloweentown
• Treasure Planet
• Lilo & Stitch
• Spy Kids

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I’m just out here tryna bond 🥀🌚

• Twilight
• Carrie
• It
• Blindspotting
• American Animals
• Stoker
• You're Next
• Donnie Darko
• Thoroughbreds
• Corpse Bride

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Pretty much anything directed by Nolan, Fincher or Villeneuve and starring Jake Gyllenhaal or Ryan Gosling are good dad-friendly options.

I’ll write out #Randy’sReactions in the notes once we’ve watched it.
Suggestions are welcome!

• Zodiac

  -Randy fell asleep during this one and said it was way too long but he liked it, he’s just a sleepy dude. When I asked him how many stars he just yawned really big.

• American Animals

  -I thought Randy really liked this but when I asked him how many stars he said 2. I mean I had fun tho so 🤷🏼‍♀️

• Rocketman

  -The sex scene was uncomfortable. Sex scenes are obviously the cardinal thing to avoid in any movie choice to watch with any father figure. However exceptions are to be made. After this movie, we came home and my dad started practicing the piano, so that was cute.

• Nightcrawler

  -A solid choice. Both Randy and I enjoyed.

• Punch-Drunk Love

  -This was a relatively bold choice for me bc Randy, being a straight white male, doesn’t particularly appreciate “indie” options and, much like I predicted, he slept through most of it. Worth a shot though. Next time I’ll throw him a bone and pick something starring Leo.

• Fight Club

  -Didn’t give Randy Leo, but I gave him Brad Pitt which honestly?? He’s welcome. A rewatch for both of us, always a crowd-pleaser. Dad’s really are just big filmbros smh

• Jerry Maguire

  -Randy’s recommendation. Yikes yeah looks like I’ll be doing the picking from here on out. Thanks tho dad

• The Dark Knight

  -Randy fell asleep throughout, no surprise here! (Beginning to think he might not be the best movie-watching partner..?) but yeah this was obviously a homerun banger

• Drive

  -this was... too artsy for Randy. He is a simple man. He likes action movies and doesn’t give a HONK about cinematography or substance. We are fundamentally different. I go off the critics score on rotten tomatoes and he goes off the audience. This list was meant to bring us together... next movie choice must be safer or he won’t let me pick anymore. 👀

• The Social Network

  -Too long for Randy man but Fincher knows his audience! And his audience is 50 year old dads! And also me!

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WOW I love being respected and understood for once!!!!!!

• Little Women
• The French Dispatch
• Dune
• A Complete Unknown
• Don't Look Up
• Bones and All
• Wonka

Do I want to watch some of these? No, I don’t! Do I have a choice? Also no! The heart wants it wants goddamnit

• On the Edge
• Watching the Detectives
• Red Lights
• Disco Pigs
• Retreat
• Broken
• The Wind That Shakes the Barley
• Watchmen
• Anthropoid
• Breakfast on Pluto

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Hahahah this year was ass

1. Minari
2. Sound of Metal
3. Palm Springs
4. The Kid Detective
5. Horse Girl
6. Tenet
7. Save Yourselves!
8. Kajillionaire
9. The Invisible Man
10. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

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I loved it when they were cute and little !

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
4. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
5. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
6. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
8. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

• 13 Going on 30
• Sleepover
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• About Time
• The House Bunny
• She's the Man
• Bridesmaids
• Life As We Know It
• Penelope
• Mean Girls

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1. Get Out
2. Brigsby Bear
3. Lady Bird
4. The Florida Project
5. Blade Runner 2049
6. Band Aid
7. It
8. Coco
9. I Am Heath Ledger
10. I, Tonya

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Movies I would willingly watch with a large group of people.

• A Knight's Tale
• She's the Man
• Shutter Island
• Holes
• School of Rock
• Easy A
• Knives Out
• Disturbia
• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
• Hot Rod

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1. Parasite
2. Honey Boy
3. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
4. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
5. The Farewell
6. The Peanut Butter Falcon
7. Little Women
8. Marriage Story
9. 1917
10. Us

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1. Moonlight
2. Lady Bird
3. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
4. Ex Machina
5. 20th Century Women
6. The Farewell
7. Swiss Army Man
8. Enemy
9. The Florida Project
10. Hereditary

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AKA the year of me milking Movie for all it’s worth before its inevitable demise 😪

1. The Favourite
2. A Bag of Marbles
3. Tully
4. Paddington 2
5. Bad Times at the El Royale
6. American Animals
7. Maniac
8. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
9. Annihilation
10. BlacKkKlansman

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ALL I’m sayin is, if given a choice, I’d rather watch the 3 minute well-made trailer for these instead of the whole-ass movie ok don’t come for me 👀

• Downsizing

  Trailer was a BANGER I was so hype for this movie and concept, I’m still upset

• mid90s

  The trailer made me cry ok and I watched that shit over and OVER

• A Ghost Story
• Isle of Dogs
• Sorry to Bother You

  This movie was good but it’s in this list because my ass was OBSESSED with the trailer I watched it at least 17 times the day it came out and I promise I’m not exaggerating in the slightest

• Hot Summer Nights
• If Beale Street Could Talk

  I hesitated to put this one on the list but then thought?!! Who gives a honk it’s 2019 and it’s my oPiniON!!!!! 

• Won't You Be My Neighbor?

  Listen ladies my hopes were up SO! HIGH! And the second they said he was a republican I was like :/ I’m SORRY OK

• The Beguiled
• Bohemian Rhapsody

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