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Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Talented Mr. Ripley
  • 13 Going on 30

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  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★★

  • Sausage Party

    ½

  • Bones and All

    ★★★★½

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

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13 Going on 30

2004

★★★★★ Liked 3

Just thinking about the annoying way that fiancé bitch said “are you hunĠŔŸ” to mark ruffalo is this relatable is anyone else still mad

The Favourite

2018

★★★★★ Liked 34

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Edit: Letterboxd hid this review bc it didn’t “provide meaningful review content” so.. Loved the complex characters and dynamics explored,…

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A Knight's Tale

2001

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Y’all ever stuck around for the after credits scene where they’re pretty much just sittin around fartin? Having a full-blown fart contest. Imagine our dismay and delight in the theater just now. Also sat in row 3 and it was so totally awesome? I may even prefer it???

Sausage Party

2016

½ Watched

The first time I ever had a weed brownie in college we had some new people over to our appt and one of the guys turned this shit on and ofc the part with the huge orgy was the exact moment the eddy hit and suddenly I was beyond disturbed & distraught and begging the group of basically strangers to “turn it off please” and literally crying. Instead of just simply getting up and going to my room. So.

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The Truman Show

1998

★★★★½ Liked 21

-The way that director Peter Weir stated he wanted to have cameras installed in every theater the film was shown in, having the projectionist at one point cut the power, cut to the viewers, and then cut back to the movie.
—CAN 👀 YOU 👀 EVEN 👀 IMAGINE 👀

“Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!”

:’)))))

Palm Springs

2020

★★★★½ Liked 14

-I honestly and truly cannot think of a single better scenario than being stuck in an infinite time loop with Andy Samberg and zero responsibilities‼️