I may not love Red State politics but I loved that politicians Red State!!!

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The luckiest person in this movie was old boy who looked through the key hole and got his brains blown out. I mean Amanda was in on it all and still ended up swimming in syringes. 

I thought I was just watching another so so horror sequel and instead I ended up gagged. This was every bit as entertaining as the original. The house setup is brilliant and the final twist is genuinely incredible. I did not expect to be this impressed by this movie.

In this movie, scientists attempting to reach the Earth’s core to harness its power and resources decide the best way to do that is by detonating an atomic bomb. Naturally, this causes a massive crack in the planet. Their solution? Drop another atomic bomb where the crack is headed.

Truly some Charlie Kelly “put another cat in the wall to get the cat out of the wall” logic, except it’s a science fiction movie in the 60s, so this preposterous idea is suggested with the seriousness and sincerity of a newscaster reporting on political unrest.

This had way less pork chops than I was expecting and way more unnecessary deaths as a result of political posturing.

The clowns had people dying but them small town gays had me living 💅

This isn’t necessarily a game changer or anything super original but it was a fun enough experience with some really funny moments sprinkled in.

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