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most appropriate movie for someone as unemployed as me to watch

there’s always two sides of a coin 🥁🥁 (so funny)

Really suffers from being a two-parter, but honestly not as boring as I ed

I stg they used a Mad Libs to write this.

The stakes were pretty high in this one

best movie, but I don’t think it’s my favorite of the books

pacing was much quicker than I ed and there’s a lot of omissions from the book, but still thoroughly enjoyed this

My niece and nephew ate this up, it was so fun seeing it with them

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I was crying and screaming in the theater every time Jack Black said an item name in a silly way because of how peak cinema this was. The Godfather has nothing on this master class in filmmaking. I’m 22 and will never experience true joy again because I have to pay taxes and work a 9-5 instead of being 12 and playing Minecraft for hours every day. Also Jennifer Coolidge want to marry a villager.

This shit is THE movie of all time

I don’t think a movie has ever movied as hard as this movie before

😦

why tf did I think it’d be a good idea to watch this a month and a half out from graduation

ok so I’m pissed off don’t talk to me ever actually

I think some edibles and two orders of Taco Bell’s nacho fries would fix all of Bella’s problems

crazy ahh Mickey 17 prequel

☹️

it wasn’t about frank ocean

Pattinson needs the oscar STAT

surprisingly only one rat in the entire movie

Watched on Sunday February 2, 2025.

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I’ve seen this movie so many times now and it’s just so perfect. Especially the ending which I know tends to be most people’s main complaint.

I feel like the ending just being “sometimes that’s just how life goes” is so perfect and so real. Sometimes in the pursuit of our futures we lose the people closest to us not always because anyone is at fault, but because trying to hang on can hurt more than just letting go. We all get busy, we all have our own lives, and just because people grow apart doesn’t mean what was had isn’t beautiful and essential to making us the best versions of ourselves. Maybe it’s just hitting really hard because I’m graduating soon and will inevitably lose with some people or maybe it’s just because I’m pretty damn sick at the time of writing this, but I just love this movie. Every time I hear Mia and Sebastian's Theme I’m taken away from whatever I’m doing and can’t help but think about this movie. It means so much to me.

Mix the theme in with a solid script, great characters, beautiful cinematography, and my desires to move to “La La Land” myself and you’ve got a recipe for me wanting to ramble on Letterboxd about things everyone has heard before when discussing this masterpiece.

“A bit of madness is key to give us new colors to see.” -Emma Stone

so much sass

this is why they tell you not to taste the fluid in glowsticks

up there with some of the best COVID media

Earliest known footage of Florida man

And that’s why you feed your dog every day

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If I was cucked by my wife’s ex with a blood kink I think I’d let the plague get me

I want a pack of cigarettes that seemingly never empties too

brother our system is so corrupt

turns out I’m not Team Jacob after all

can’t believe they got away with a “that’s my wife” joke

that cardinal hitting blinkers was a vibe

the kind of movie you have to smoke a cigarette after watching and just say damn

more movies should be this length

they saw Madame Web and said “hold my beer”

looked more like thousands to me

Ironically I watched this on a streaming service

so that’s what they mean when they tell you to find someone who matches your freak

this movie is what you’d get if you took everyone in “r/im14andthisisdeep” and told them to write a screenplay altogether in one big writers’ room

title sounds like a clickbait youtube video

they were ahead of their time for meeting up with no cares in the world for their safety despite having no clue what the other looked like

Yorgos never fails to be freaky, and I love him for that

can’t believe the mcu ran out of ideas and made this remake

eek that was something

I’m more a Ketamine Crocodile kinda guy, but this’ll do

if a hedgehog with red highlights from the 70s can be a feminist so can you

ho ho HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HE’S GOT AN AXE!!!!

not as bad at spending five nights somewhere else am I right?

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bro got sucked by the book

1. Sinners
2. Novocaine
3. Mickey 17
4. A Minecraft Movie
5. Grand Theft Hamlet
6. The Gorge
7. Rats!
8. Wolf Man

This is my constantly changing list of 100 films I think are the best of all time.

NOT IN ORDER! Only the top 3 are.

• Lady Bird
• La La Land
• Suspiria
• Challengers
• Bo Burnham: Inside
• Scream
• Eighth Grade
• Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
• The Shining
• Everything Everywhere All at Once

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Challengers
2. Conclave
3. Longlegs
4. The Substance
5. Nosferatu
6. Love Lies Bleeding
7. I Saw the TV Glow
8. Hundreds of Beavers
9. The Brutalist
10. In a Violent Nature

...plus 30 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

These are the scariest movies ever made!!!

• La La Land

In no particular order.

• Challengers
• Longlegs
• Love Lies Bleeding
• I Saw the TV Glow
• The Fall Guy
• Civil War
• Abigail
• Immaculate
• Terrifier 3
• Hundreds of Beavers

1. Alien
2. Aliens
3. Alien: Romulus
4. Prometheus
5. Alien³
6. AVP: Alien vs. Predator
7. Alien: Covenant
8. Alien Resurrection
9. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

Everything i’ve watched.

1. Avengers: Infinity War
2. Iron Man 3
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
4. Spider-Man: Far From Home
5. Spider-Man: No Way Home
6. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
7. Iron Man
8. Deadpool & Wolverine
9. Deadpool
10. Deadpool 2

...plus 20 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Pearl
• MaXXXine
• X

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
3. Star Wars
4. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
5. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
8. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
9. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
10. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

My favorite horror soap opera.

1. Saw
2. Saw III
3. Saw X
4. Saw VI
5. Saw 3D
6. Saw V
7. Spiral: From the Book of Saw
8. Saw II
9. Saw IV
10. Jigsaw

my favorite movies from 2019

• It Chapter Two
• Us
• Rocketman
• Portrait of a Lady on Fire
• Parasite
• Spider-Man: Far From Home
• Ready or Not
• Marriage Story
• Knives Out
• Jojo Rabbit

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

my favorite movies from 2021

• tick, tick... BOOM!
• Spider-Man: No Way Home
• The Black Phone
• Malignant
• Candyman
• The Suicide Squad
• Fear Street: 1666
• Luca
• In the Heights
• Bo Burnham: Inside

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies from 2020 i really liked

• Host
• The Invisible Man
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
• A Quiet Place Part II

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
• The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
• Wonka
• Air
• BlackBerry
• Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
• Cocaine Bear
• Meg 2: The Trench
• Knock at the Cabin
• 65

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Stuff
• Critters
• Night of the Comet
• Spookies
• Chopping Mall
• Bloody New Year
• Silent Night, Deadly Night
• Black Christmas
• Halloween III: Season of the Witch
• Child's Play

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In no particular order.

• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Poor Things
• Barbie
• Beau Is Afraid
• Saw X
• Godzilla Minus One
• Past Lives
• Thanksgiving
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

In no particular order.

• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Pearl
• The Batman
• Vengeance
• Elvis
• Fresh
• The Black Phone
• Bodies Bodies Bodies
• Nope
• Scream

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Evil dies…after his sequels stop being financially successful.

1. Halloween
2. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
3. Halloween
4. Halloween Ends
5. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
6. Halloween II
7. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
8. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
9. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
10. Halloween II

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Using only ones I’ve seen.

• Rebecca
• Rear Window
• Psycho
• The 39 Steps
• The Birds
• North by Northwest
• Strangers on a Train
• The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
• I Confess
• Sabotage

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Welcome Week: A College Horror Anthology
• Phony Fiend

Groovy.

1. Evil Dead II
2. Evil Dead Rise
3. The Evil Dead
4. Army of Darkness
5. Evil Dead

These are all good movies.

1. Scream
2. Scream
3. Scream 3
4. Scream 4
5. Scream VI
6. Scream 2

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

• Silent Night, Deadly Night
• Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
• Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
• Silent Night
• Silent Night Deadly Night 4: Initiation
• Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

My favorite slasher franchise. I love all of these!

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street
2. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
3. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
4. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
5. New Nightmare
6. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
7. Freddy vs. Jason
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
9. A Nightmare on Elm Street

1. tick, tick... BOOM!
2. Howl's Moving Castle
3. The Social Network
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
5. The Trial of the Chicago 7
6. Marriage Story
7. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
8. They Live
9. 27 Dresses
10. Red Rocket

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

100 Horror Movies

1. Halloween
2. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
3. The Thing
4. Friday the 13th
5. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
6. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
7. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street
9. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
10. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Definitely didn’t skip any sequels…

• American Psycho

I’m just now realizing that I missed out on a lot of good movies. Oops!

• Bo Burnham: Inside
• Malignant
• Spider-Man: No Way Home
• The Suicide Squad
• V/H/S/94
• Luca
• Ghostbusters: Afterlife
• In the Heights
• Willy's Wonderland
• Cruella

Fluctuates with Nightmare on Elm Street for favorite slasher franchise. Again, I basically like almost all of these movies.

1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
2. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
3. The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
5. Texas Chainsaw 3D
6. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
7. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
9. Leatherface

Why are people so scared of these?

1. Child's Play 2
2. Cult of Chucky
3. Bride of Chucky
4. Child's Play
5. Seed of Chucky
6. Curse of Chucky
7. Child's Play
8. Child's Play 3

Definitely a controversial list.

1. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
2. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
3. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
4. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
5. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
6. Friday the 13th Part III
7. Freddy vs. Jason
8. Friday the 13th Part 2
9. Jason X
10. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.