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Watched on Saturday May 17, 2025.
]]>Hottest thing I've ever seen
]]>Is this movie particularly good? No.
But you will NEVER see me slander a film that somehow convinces a major Hollywood studio to invest in good, practical horror effects.
That's a win in my book.
]]>Top 10 MCU movie of all-time and easily the best one since Endgame (next to Guardians 3)
Left the theater energized about a new Avengers movie, a feat I thought was impossible a week ago.
This movie is what I had hoped for the MCU when it first started. To get to the point where we can make F-List characters feel just as big and exciting as Thor and Iron Man. We're finally here.
Biggest issue: Ghost has almost zero character development. Which sucks, because she was the best part of Ant-Man 2.
I had the time of my life in that theater and no snarky Letterbox review can take that away from me.
]]>Mike and I got very high before this movie. Mike was paranoid that the people in the movie theater knew he was high so he left for about 15 minutes during the final act. He didn't miss much.
]]>The hottest thing I saw in this movie was that one time they were hitting a Juul. Man, I miss inhaling unknown addictive Chinese chemicals. RIP Mango carts.
]]>The trailers are catfishing you. The only thing about this movie that's close to Winter Soldier is that they have a guy named Captain America in it.
]]>I always find it so endearing how the Father has zero sexual interest in the lamp. He literally has never won anything in his entire life and is honored to finally feel like a winner.
]]>Eggers has innate ability to exclusively create films that I thoroughly enjoy as I'm watching but have almost nothing to say about once I leave the theater other than "movie look pretty, I like".
And I mean this as a compliment.
]]>I knew most of this movie through Family Guy bits and Ready Player One scenes I watched on YouTube shorts.
]]>Between this and brat, big cocaine is having a huge marketing push for q4 2024.
]]>Call me a prude, but actually think this movie would've been better with less gore.
]]>Even better in a second viewing.
]]>Endgame level moments for the dumbest nerds you know. (I'm a dumb nerd)
]]>The ending of this film will stay with me forever.
]]>Watched on Sunday July 14, 2024.
]]>Really enjoyed it. But my big gripe is, if you have a movie where no character feels like a normal person, it undercuts a great deal of the emotional weight and twists.
]]>Watched on Wednesday May 29, 2024.
]]>Powerful story and some really great decisions with how they handled the story. I couldn't help throughout the entire thing feeling a bit of the hard to escape "generic biopic" vibe. Zac Efron does a great job but the other brothers lack a bit of the depth I think they needed to make everything more impactful
]]>The last thirty minutes are kinda fire
]]>Let me tell you what, the gasp I let out when they started speaking English was intense.
They finally did it, these fuckers are just speaking. Hell yes. Now give them clothes. I also want a monkey with a lab coat and test tubes. fucking cowards wouldn't dare do it though.
]]>Too many Aliens.
]]>Mad this didn't exist when I was a younger.
If it did, I would've skipped the therapy bills and immediately figured out that I'm bisexual.
Would've saved me a lot of money.
]]>Somehow, this is not terrible.
]]>A perfect film. I can't believe I went 25 years without watching this.
]]>I'm just happy movies like this exist.
]]>Watched on Sunday March 31, 2024.
]]>Nothing about this felt like a real movie but not in a good way like Madame Web.
]]>Watched on Sunday March 17, 2024.
]]>Not enough Tyra Banks.
]]>Melinda Dillion is the reason that this movie is so incredible. The lightly unhinged Mother who breaks into bursts of extreme laughter is the underrated core of this film.
]]>I was lied to by my girlfriend's Mom and told that this was a Christmas movie. By the ending of the 3 hours, I realized she just meant that she'd watched this movie on Christmas.
Even though I was absolutely BAMBOOZLED!!!!!! I still had the most magical time of my life. Absolutely taken by the pure magic and heart of this film. A classic for a reason.
]]>Watched on Saturday December 16, 2023.
]]>I want to kiss the doctor
]]>I can't believe I'm saying this -- I wish they stayed in the real world instead of going to a fantastical abstract dream world.
]]>Watched on Saturday November 11, 2023.
]]>This review may contain spoilers.
I laughed, I cried, I watched a child get 'bloodboarded". Couldn't have asked for more from Saw X.
]]>The scariest part of this movie is the poster. The actual movie itself is pretty much just a comedy.
]]>We gotta stop this shit.
]]>Not Another Teen Movie but gay and actually incredible.
]]>First movie I ever walked out of because I was too fucking scared.
]]>These movies don't get enough love. Such approachable and fun little adaptations.
]]>Watched this 72 minute film over the course of three days because my brain is broken.
]]>My brain rot has progressed to the point where everytime I see Jessica Chastain in a movie I think about Grace Randolph screaming and crying.
]]>A 2 hour SNL skit of a movie that I truly believe was created to launder money.
]]>The most unbelievable part of this film is that he let people call him "Oppie".
]]>Listen, I had a good time in the theater. This is a good action movie. But it's not a good Mission Impossible movie. If Netflix made this I'd say "yeah, that was really solid". But coming off of Mission Impossible Fallout, this is a disappointment.
]]>A movie that is marketed so much on "look at Tom Cruise do ______ insane thing" has so much service to the characters and heart, it's honestly incredible
]]>An absolutely perfect film.
]]>These movies suck but I'm happy they exist.
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