I believe we need to petition to re-title this film "Dashing Home to the Toilet" because it is truly a steaming pile of diarrhetic excrement. I am known to enjoy a good bad Hallmark movie at Christmastime but I had the misfortune of watching this trainwreck with my girlfriend's family this evening and there were multiple times in which the room groaned at the dialogue that felt as if it was written by an online-only community college English minor drop-out.…