good stinger at the end. their insistence on referring to death as “he” was quite interesting. how’d they come to that decision. not quite enough references to past movies for my taste although i did enjoy the FL8-18E license plate and the very heavyhanded “something river… uh… clear??” definitely worst death i’ve seen in the franchise just because it’s so visible and unobscured.

there’s no shortage of things about this that make me emotional and maybe one day i’ll write them all down but for right now i’m just going to point out that TECHNICALLY evanna lynch, aka luna lovegood, is a starkid and she might have gotten one of those letterman jackets.

mrah and alex paul singing starship you will ALWAYS be famous. where is the full cover.

literally all of her problems would have been solved if she kissed a woman

this movie makes me want to paint my forehead metallic blue AND grow my hair long and we know how disastrous of a decision that last one would be for me