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Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • Tampopo
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Dark Crystal

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  • Spring Breakers

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    ★★★

  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

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Dimension 20 Live: Gauntlet at the Garden

2025

★★★★★ Liked 4

to say that i was able to be part of that crowd is maybe my proudest achievement as a dropout and dimension 20 fan over the past five years. it was truly an amazing surreal experience to witness monumental success in their eyes and i couldn’t have wished for a better experience. granted, the audio wasn’t transmitted that great to me on the third floor for the first half of the show irl, so now seeing it with crystal clear…

Hank Green: Pissing Out Cancer

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

the fan fic of hank and the trump er kissing in the schells bathroom holding back poisoned semen needs to be written by tonight

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Spring Breakers

2012

Liked Watched

someone needs to make a fan edit of this to what was this STAT

Mission: Impossible – Fallout

2018

★★★½ Watched

adding this to the connected cinematic universe of content wolf blitzer’s news coverage has affected the plot, the only other entry is the season 1 finale of the blacklist. this is also just like that episode of master of none where the fiat gets stuck in the italian side road. shoutout lolly adefope!!

ALSO somehow on multiple pirating sites i was using it defaulted to 0.75x speed so it was taking forever to get through and it only dawned on me at the 50 minute mark that could be an option

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I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked 1

in the style of bill hader’s stefon:

if you’re a queer cinephile under 40 who yearns for the unproblematic nostalgia of 90s teenager tv mixed with creepy surrealism, i have just the film for you. this movie has everything, snail mail in her first acting role while she says “hey bozo, estee lauder called and they want to have a talk with you about your getup” to an evil clown, connor o’malley having sex in the managers office in a…

The Stepford Wives

1975

★★★★ Liked Watched

watching this on the crunchiest reel of 35mm really enhanced the feeling of the 70s, as did the woman who sat next to me telling me to put my phone away immediately upon starting the film (i was in the wrong)