An allegory for progressivism’s inevitable victory over resistant conservatism. Guy’s sigma vegan soft boy core was too much for Emma Stone’s tomboy contrarian persona to handle and Grug faces the consequences of his deeply ingrained prejudice against change, new ideas, and humility. Guy shows the Croods how to love, how to be open minded and try new things, and why it’s ok to explore. Guy is our stand in for Joe Byron and Trump Grug gets swept away as the…

While playing movie 20 questions on the way to Dallas, Aaron made the ungodly choice to use this as his movie and it altered our evening forever when he found this on DVD at his grandparents’ house.

The bastard child of George Lucas and Ron Howard, the two created an unholy combination of LOTR and Star Wars that has cross-dressing and almost naked Val Kilmer (which does sound awesome on paper but they somehow made it BORING) and so much,…