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Sometimes I think about what if marvel didn't snag Sebastian Stan and he stayed on OUAT as the mad hatter... I just know they would never give him a fuck ass bob

Watched on Wednesday May 28, 2025.

Cillian Murphy's huge blue eyes and sweater evoke so much pathos that this awful movie dosen't deserve

I hoped that if I sneakily changed this to Uptown Girls 2003 my sister wouldn't notice but NO

This cast was secretly assembled by me

I almost wanted to give this 0 starts for the "twist" but it's so genuinely stupid I had to laugh. This is the level of not giving a shit I want to achieve yes

Watched a bit of the cut version and then found the original canadian cut, it's a lot more coherent.
They ended up editing this really weird which is probably why the reviews are so bad, but i can see why these actors were drawn to this project originally.
Cillian Murphy's performence is really great, he gave everything and I must protect Ivan..
also have to respect the directors commitment to setting up shots and lighting mostly to show off Cillian Murphy and Mélanie Laurent's eyes pastel like

I thought everyone calling him oppie was a joke but it's actually in the movie😭

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

So goddamn uncomfortable. Would bleach my brain if it wasn't Cillian I think

Love an unnecessary music number

Cillian served so much face and thought they were drawing too much attention because the girls wore lipstick? I dont think so.
with that out of the way, this was devastating :(

It was beautiful and I am a changed person now

SINGING AND DANCING VAMPIRES

rdj in the end looks so much like homelander it's creepy

Forgot how funny 80's horror is

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

So bad but at least they were inventive with the prom scene. Every teen movie has prom but this has Aaron Paul trying to drown everyone

Michael aesthetic: shivering, gun wielding, cutie patootie

Why can't I watch a single real biopic but then eat this stuff up

Paused this a couple of years ago to avoid the second hand embarrassment... but I was feeling brave today so I pushed through.
Sandy b makes it work

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

The love interest was sqinting the whole movie

idk this is so wholesome I love it.
Hits different after watching other Cillian Murphy movies and knowing this is his only romcom, I wish he did more comedy he's really good at it.
As is Lucy Liu, she got me every time on the first watch, I'm gullible like Neil <3
Anyway super underrated I'm tempted to put this in my top 4

Watched on Sunday April 6, 2025.

How is Cillian even real

Darren Stein please make more movies!! The world needs you
Perfect soundtrack, Pam Grier is wearing 4 wigs on top of each other, there's an Ethan Hawke lookalike for no reason, courtney shayne.
This is the reasons cinema exists

I appreciate a crisp 90 min and pink credits movie

This review may contain spoilers.

My two main takeaways:
1. Spaceship Siri was weird and trying to seduce them
2. I can't believe this turned into a slasher. so I can say that Capa is a final boy and obviously survived the sun

It was time for me to finally watch this horror classique

Paul Rudd is so trustworthy looking I believe they really would all hitchhike with him. standing on the road looking lost and confused till paul show up

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

I can fix him

Second WW2 Keira Knightley film I've seen where she's a cheater and treats a traumatized hot european guy badly. why does it keep happening

A masterpiece in every way

Watched in 360p and no subtitles but it was worth it for the prettiness

Watched on Saturday March 15, 2025.

Tommorrow I'm going to think this was a weird nightmare about lawless Ireland but no, this movie is real.
that teacher and everyone is bad for letting this guy just roam the streets, call the police call anyone? how did they even get to the conclusion in the end why.
all I know is Cillian Murphy can really play insane u feel it

Watched on Saturday March 8, 2025.

Winona Ryder was busy doing her zoolander cameo but imagine

Shonda Rhimes thank you for your service and genius

one pixel for each blue orb

They had the right idea to go fuck it, she's getting with Chris Pine in the sequel

Feminism for dummies but it's pink and and has the plot of that SpongeBob movie

Cillian had to pay the bills i guess...
some of Anna's acting uh, choices, what was that

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Raymond Leon, I am resurrecting you as we speak

Was the vomit color scheme necessary

Watched on Friday February 28, 2025.

The people sitting behind, in front and next to them were very considerate and minding their own business

eXistenZ (1999) with no freaky Playstation remote

• Die Hard
• Black Swan
• The Holiday
• Se7en
• Grease
• Dirty Dancing
• Footloose
• Breakfast at Tiffany's
• You've Got Mail
• Ghostbusters

...plus 72 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

personal favorites because I care too much about coloring.
color palettes that don't make me want to claw my eyes off (eg the matrix)

• Death Proof
• La La Land
• Lisa Frankenstein
• Last Night in Soho
• Down with Love
• Beetlejuice
• Kill Bill: Vol. 1
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Men in Black
• Jawbreaker

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Pulp Fiction
• Drop Dead Gorgeous
• The Crush
• Sleepless in Seattle
• Fright Night
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• The 'Burbs
• Lisa Frankenstein
• Death Becomes Her
• Death Proof

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Bride of Chucky
2. Child's Play 2
3. Child's Play
4. Seed of Chucky
5. Cult of Chucky
6. Child's Play 3
7. Curse of Chucky

Scream 3 enjoyer

1. Scream 2
2. Scream
3. Scream 3
4. Scream 4
5. Scream VI
6. Scream