Move over Jaws, The Surfer proves the real menace at sea is an American man with unresolved issues. Nicholas Cage is back baby and this time, he's battling a bunch of surfer bros, his own ego, and maybe the entire concept of reality.
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In The Surfer, Cage plays an American who returns to his old surf spot in Australia, only to get kicked off the beach and emasculated in front of…