Theres something about the way John Malkovich say "memoir" that tickles my brain.

Oh yeah, and FUCK A.I.!!!
Lingering Thoughts:
-Man, I want to be held by Haley Atwell.
-Man, I want to be held by Pom Klementieff.
-Man, I want to be held by Angela Bassett.
-Man, I want to be held by Katy O'Brien.
-Man, I want to be held by Ving Rhames.
*CRYING* Ilsa should've been here
I know this is suppose to be a parody of an 80's action series bit that does wonders in an 8 minute improv sketch stretched out to a 2 hr. format. I just expected more than getting a chuckle out of this.
This Val Kilmer guy is hilarious, he should be in more parody films