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LOVE the wide angle lens choice

About as mehhh as it gets

There’s some pretty funny moments in here unintentional or not. Trying to turn a doorknob without hands…hilarious. While the overall script is so so, the nostalgic 80’s setting and fun helps make it an enjoyable Friday night flick.

Ugly>Pretty>Even Uglier Than Before

There’s no review here as I watched it merely for Eliza. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s the nostalgia for me and it’s just a sweet story, all time classic. 👻

Haven’t seen this for a looong time, wow. I stopped caring about the franchise after this one tbh, Emma Roberts atrocious acting nearly ruins the entire movie for me. R.I.P. Wes.

Idk who that kid is but I thought he was a great addition and pretty funny. Overall just a good fun flick, nothing crazy. Brad and George’s chemistry is obviously great and they both just ooze coolness to the point of it not being fair.

Bonnie and Clyde with Hustle & Flow vibes…just feels authentic throughout with a perfect companion soundtrack and stellar performances from Kaluuya & Smith. Wish they made more of these still and no, Sinners doesn't count lol.

Didn’t know what to expect but it sure delivered on the blood and Luke Evans looked cool the whole time.

Campy and longer, but less bloody and no 
Kevin Williamson 😒

It’s exactly what I want it to be and it gets better every time I watch it

Note to self: don’t end up in a nursing home.

Amazing performances and also continuing to prove that dolls are always creepy.

Watching this again makes me wish they really made a Stab movie.

The whole opening is perfection (that monologue especially), I just wish it kept that magic throughout its entirety. This is one where my love for it grows more and more upon each rewatch though. Yeah it has its flaws, particularly the third act, yet it offers enough elsewhere to make up for it. My second favorite of the trilogy behind ❌. 

A24 ranked 

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God I haven’t seen this in forever but it was $5 on iTunes so too good to up. Harland’s oddball humor and a touch of heart makes this space trip a fun ride. 🚀

Look, I love the lil guy just like everyone else does but this movie was not it. Shoutout to the homies Sean Astin and Marshawn Lynch though!

This makes up for The Amateur, The Killer and possibly even Hit Man. Should’ve seen this slick sonuvabitch in theaters, this is a spy flick! Thanks Soderbergh.

Need a movie with just Pete & Bill

I only watched this because of Salma Hayek

Possibly the most overly dramatic hooved monster ever on film

A.K.A. Crimes Against Pizza 

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The ending tying together with the first movie is the best part.

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All I could do is think about the South Park episode where Cartman drives for NASCAR and how cheap the special effects looked in this mess smh, there’s a reason I forgot all about this movie.

The fact that Adam snuck in the actual Nerco-nomicon Ex-mortis and Kandarian dagger to establish Jason’s a deadite is not only badass, but it makes the movie more enjoyable. I still wish we’d get the directors cut where it was 130 minutes long, so much got cut but the documentary will be better than nothing I guess. 

*4K uncut Arrow release looks decent, though no standout impressions and the audio isn’t balanced too well. You’ll be turning it up for the dialogue just for it to skyrocket higher when any action scene occurs, can be jarring. Plenty of special features but not a necessary upgrade if you already have the Scream Factory boxset.

It all went downhill for the franchise from here 🎢
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Jason shooting a bow across a lake perfectly nailing a dude while he’s driving a speedboat, believable. Jason engineering a whole underground network of tunnels complete with electricity, again believable. Jason killing the hottest girl with perfect nipple placement? Unbelievable. 

I don’t love this entry story wise or Jason’s design at all, but visually and directing wise it is solid. Nispel did a stellar job with his take of TCM imo and here he delivers similarities but i don’t know if this’ll ever grow on me. I ire the overall production if anything. 

*4K uncut edition from Arrow sounds and looks great, especially with its use of blacks.

Ehhh not as good as I

“Scotty doesn’t know.” 

Forgot how much I like this movie, definitely brings back high school nostalgia. 

R.I.P. Michelle & The Pope 🕊️ 

*Unrated version is best

Watched on Tuesday April 29, 2025.

We better be getting a third one because Ben and Jon’s chemistry is too good to contain in just two movies. Way more humor than I anticipated this time around and yeah there are some issues but overall it’s just a fun time. Really would like to see Kendrick come back too.

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At this point I’m just watching these movies for Amanda Seyfried and that’s all that matters, but how in the hell they were able to snag Gary for this one is beyond me.

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A.K.A. You Should Have Not Watched This.

What’s even crappier than the movie itself is the even crappier poster options 😒 

Mediocre suspense with some good potential that falls too short. Amanda carries the movie while Kev tries to match her.

Not a bad mystery at all, kinda has a Kiss The Girls vibe to it plus Amanda Seyfried! 👀

Second viewing is better. Patience is key here and while it does have an original cool concept, it just doesn’t translate as well as you’d want onscreen unfortunately. I do appreciate the no score and just the nature sounds instead, smart move imo. Would’ve wanted a full 16:9 aspect ratio over the given 4:3 so the forrest could be shown off more as it’s a character in its own right.

It’s finally here!!! Was the 4 year wait worth it? Eh, debatable. Still wish I could’ve enjoyed it in theaters rather than on Netflix. 

We get Tom whooping ass like never before (was worried about him throwing his body around like that at his age lol), prolonged gun fights, severe blood loss, chaotic action scenes and Gareth’s great use of direction for these scenes all accumulate to a worthy viewing, but keep in mind it’s no Raid.

LOVED the film grain. 

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Resident Evil 4 expansion DLC

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

80’s nostalgia is back thanks to Too $hort! Freaky Tales indeed with an assortment of several stories with their own visual distinction. Fun watch all around, particularly love the Warrior chapter.

A blast from the past and my boy Richard Jenkins always killing the comedy. Idk what happened to Chris Klein though, he was hilarious in Just Friends and he’s good in this. 2000’s comedies peaked and now we don’t have shit.

I like a lil crazy and if she looked anything like Amanda then I’m taking that risk 🥵

Ronald Reagan killing hippies in the woods while they’re just trying to trip on acid and chill man, not cool. 

A forgotten stoner horror/comedy from David Arquette. Lowkey stacked cast with Thomas Jane, the late great Paul Reuben, Jaime King, Jason Mewes plus others you’d recognize. Haven’t seen this since its release and it’s not available anywhere to stream or even buy digitally, had to cop a dvd off of eBay. Worth it though.

One might wonder if Coogler was thinking about eating pussy while writing this. 

Shot on film 🙌🏼

IMAX 🔥

Aja’s most restrained work yet most poignant. Love Radcliffe’s career choices since after Harry Potter. Underrated film.

Ok what a weird theme here with the butter but let’s get that out of the way and just it how well casted, well written and humorous it is. Plus the little girl is stupid good, like what? C’mon. Solid movie. Butter lovers will love it.

Littering and…littering and…littering and…

Happy 420! 🍃

I’ll always love the creepy hospital setting and it’s direct continuation from the first one. This is the best horror sequel for me personally.

If I’m getting bullied by a kid with a mullet, two girls and a jock who’s all smaller in size to me, I’d probably team up with Michael too.

Possibly the worst entry in the entire franchise. Would’ve worked as a one off but not the ending of a trilogy where marketing made it seem like this would be a worthy final showdown of Laurie and Michael. 

The only way I can see this franchise continuing is if they separate entirely from the Laurie aspect and Michael just travels around state to state randomly killing with no motive, fully becoming engulfed as The Shape again. Take it back to the 80s & 90s feel or I don’t want it.

Blumhouse’s Halloween trilogy destroys itself with this sequel, merely surface aesthetics here and it’s even more noticeable on a rewatch. Paul Rudd dodged a bullet by not coming back as Tommy.  

R.I.P. Big John & Little John

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Still fun