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I don't when I watched this but I do it was certainly something

I couldn't really tell if this was 5-6 mini-series episodes stitched together to form a movie, but all I can say is that this movie failed to reach the same sort of peaks that its predecessor did. Introducing a bunch of characters that don't get enough time to breathe and grow within the narrative but are put in simply so they can say "see this adventure is different, Moana's got new friends!" is weak and it makes me sad. Hey, maybe they just needed to make some money so they could do something ambitious, creative, and groundbreaking! (Checks releases for Disney) oh no...

It feels more like a few episodes of a miniseries got smashed together for a movie, which, somehow, isn't the first unwarranted sequel movie of 2024 to do this

It was our yearly server re-watch of The Muppet Christmas Carol and while we mostly talked through it I still commented how I thought the Ghost of Christmas Present sounded like Neil Diamond

They thought they could get away with making a movie that's just the plot of Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers without me noticing. But I noticed. I saw Ardbert in the corner. You can't fool me, Dreamworks

Man what the hell is Troye Sivan doing here

I am sorry. I am grateful.
I just want us to be friends now, forever.
Take this bowl of blackberries from the garden.
The sun has made them warm.
I picked them just for you. I promise
I will try to stay on my side of the couch.

Yeah, your movie is good, but is it Ultraman Rising?

Fuck I hate this movie so much

Way back in high school, we watched the movie Promised Land during one of our science classes–chemistry, if I right. I loved chemistry. When I watched that movie, I could only think about the huge landfill mass that's just a few scores away from my town. Dark Waters made me that feeling. So, I decided to look it up.

It turns out, back in October 2020, the Attorney General's office filed a lawsuit against the landfill for repeated violations and noncompliance. They were emitting levels of sulfur dioxide (SO2) that were far above the limits at all of its turbines and duct burners. In 2022, it was discovered that leachate water (water that has leached through semi-permeable material and taken some of the material with it) exited the landfill. For that leachate, the company owning the landfill had to pay a penalty of just shy of $17,000.

The company that owns it has a net worth of over $12 billion.

At least I know what that awful, rotten-eggs smell I caught whenever we drove by the landfill was now. That wasn't methane–that was sulfur.

Mom liked it too

Rip Torn says he drinks his own piss in this movie. No further questions Your Honor. Funniest joke is probably the team's package of uniforms getting mixed up with leather gear for a BDSM club

It is a difficult watch and particularly difficult if you live somewhere where gun violence is a day-to-day thing. It's hard to say if there's a resolution in this beyond preventing it in the first place.

"Hello. My name is Sir Colin Provolone. You abandoned me, Father. Prepare to die." wait that's not the right movie

On Fay's fourth day, Fay read a story from her big green Christmas book.

Once upon a time, there lived a family of four. They each had their own toy. One, two, three, four. Four toys.

Roger had a pony. Linda, an elephant. Sylvia, a fire truck. And Britta, a doll, with red hair. But Britta wanted all the toys.

Through shrewd dealings, she was able to acquire all their toys. Three with none, one with all. Was she happy? No! She was lonely. She had all the toys, but no one to play with. And they had no toys. No one was very happy.

She decided it would be better to have friends. So, she decided to give them all back. Then she was happy!

So , it's better to have friends than toys.

It was actually a very good adaptation of A Christmas Carol

garfy :)

it was still good

Bill Burr saying "cloaca" whilst describing the reproductive cycle of turtles is probably the least embarrassing thing he's done, but alas was not enough to redeem this movie which made me listen to Adam Sandler do a very annoying croaky old man voice for over 100 minutes

"And if a Freddy Fazbear bus / Crashes into us / To die in Five Nights / Is such a heavenly way to die" - The Smiths, "There Is a Pizzeria That Never Goes Out (Of Business)"

forced my friends to watch this they immediately said they knew why i liked it when Harry came on screen i hate them.

there was cum on that candy bar.

immediately saw some nasty twitter art after this great film

be a fool about fire safety

well i'll be grinched

It's kind of like an allegory for the cycle of abuse, except with Nickelodeon slime. Also forgot to mention i was way too drunk during the first half of this movie

This is the kind of show that will make you rethink everything, ever

This review may contain spoilers.

This is a really good movie but not in the way weird alpha chads think they relate to Patrick Bateman--I think his spiral into depersonalization and loss of self/reality is an extremely relatable facet of his character.

my toxic trait is that i actually liked this movie

the ending felt a little rushed but the animation was so dope that i can excuse it

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY, DIVERGENT

GET A JOB, HUNGER GAMES

REAL MEN KNOW THE TRUE GOATED TRILOGY

Not kidding when I say this, if Across the Spider-Verse is the best animated film of the year that went to theaters, Nimona is the best animated film of the year that went to streaming

This review may contain spoilers.

I immediately knew the guinea pig was evil, not because I've watched a lot of animated movies, but because guinea pigs are inherently agents of the Devil

"Ready to learn how to be the best iteration of Spider-Man?"

Tobey Maguire shuddered
Andrew Garfield gulped
Tom Holland panicked

"Yes Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)"

ANYONE CAN WEAR THE MASK ‼️‼️‼️

Simu Liu was hot and Awkwafina was funny. I only watched about half of it because it was on Freeform and I hated the idea of watching a 2 hour movie supplemented with an hour of advertising.

I watching this at a sleepover with friends and I don't think we were really old enough for it but it was ok. I had a crazy nightmare while I was there and woke up before everyone else, and we had chocolate chip pancakes before I went home. This is all unrelated to the movie

I recall watching this movie in high school during French class, which might as well be equivalent to watching it toked out

Genuinely good look into the global impact of Sesame Street

YOUR EXISTENCE IS A CAREFUL SET OF COINCIDENCES, A BILLION MOMENTS OF CHANCE SET TO THE SONG OF LIFE, A THOUSAND DOMINOES FALLING TO CREATE THE PATTERN ON YOUR FINGERTIPS, A MILLION MATCHES BURNING IN A ROW TO SET ABLAZE YOUR CANDLE

A touching tale about how grief shapes us unknowingly, and only when we confront it can we move forwards

"Is Anti-Puppet Sentiment an Allegory for Racism" - the greatest thread in the history of movie forums, locked by a after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Life changing I know I say it about a lot of movies but for real life changing. I wish Mr. Mitchell was my dad

Life changing film

Chundo.

Yes you have to watch this with me for Christmas

Jesus Christ you will never watch anything like it again just be prepared for that

Is this a good movie? No. Is it a good adaptation of Astro Boy? No. Do I like it? Yes. Is Nicholas Cage in this movie for no fucking reason? Yes. Don't bother with this one unless you're watching it with me in which case I will delightfully quip about how it's nostalgic for me

Almost cried but I'm a big boy

Watched on Wednesday August 10, 2022.