this rendition of holy bible fanfiction sent me sauntering vaguely downwards into a tumblr doomscrolling spiral. loser demon and sassy angel who are both comically incompetent at their jobs defy the bureaucracy to preserve their illicit earthly affairs — i’m ineffably obsessed. 

p.s. i swear my spirit animal is something between crowley speeding down the streets of london in their 1926 bentley, blasting queen on the radio & aziraphale gatekeeping all his books as a literal bookseller