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austin butler fucking rocks

Watched on Saturday March 1, 2025.

Good God, this was an abomination from start to finish. It doesn’t even feel right to call this a Star Trek film, it’s just a CGI mess with little to no substance, lots of plot holes and details that don’t make any sense. Words can’t express how happy I was when this finally ended. I really hope we get to see Chris Pine’s Kirk again, he deserves a better send-off than whatever this is.

Guy Pearce Oscar secured.

Watched on Sunday February 23, 2025.

kirk was aura farming with that apple

you live in a society, i live in the lost matt damon cinematic universe

Matt Damon’s character mentioning Ulysses… LISAN AL GAIB

Watched on Saturday February 15, 2025.

mark wahlberg pretending to be a lakers fan was the most acting he had to in his entire career

ill never understand how brad pitt won the oscar over al pacino

when you’ve been overwhelmed lately and the only thing that soothes you is naomi watts’ voice

110 mins of damon and bridges going aura for aura

Dudes will see cyborg Matt Damon beating a robot’s ass and say “hell yeah”

It’s me, i’m dudes.

“To whom it may concern, take care of this Rover. She Saved my life. Watney”

Wow. Just wow. The Martian is a true cinematic masterpiece from start to finish. It’s a gripping survival story about never losing hope even in the most extreme odds. The survival part of the film is one of the main reasons I adore this. Seeing how one can overcome the greatest adversities when “all seems lost” grasps my attention every time. This film also has breathtaking visuals that replicate the feel of Mars.

“Mars will come to fear my botany powers”

I wanna dedicate a whole separate paragraph to Matt Damon’s performance because it’s truly something special. The film lives and breathes through his performance and he comes through in every scene. Love how he perfectly captures the resilience and wit of a stranded astronaut. I don’t think many people realize how difficult it is to carry an entire film on your own and make it emotional and engaging enough to have the audience at the edge of their seats when you have no one else to perform with. Leo was great in The Revenant but the Oscar should’ve been Matt’s.

“Robert, try not to blow up the world”

Oppenheimer was a hell of a rollercoaster ride, this had me glued to my seat the entire time. Christopher Nolan masterfully blends historical drama with magnificent visual storytelling. This film delivers strong characters with brilliant actors, especially Cillian Murphy, he was the standout for me, this film completely changed my view on him as an actor and I’m more than glad this film earned him his well-deserved Best Actor Oscar. Also Matt Damon and Josh Hartnett in one film? Nolan made this for me.

yes i know im almost 2 years late to this please leave me alone

“Who are you, Michael? That will be the defining question of your life.” 

that speech is enough to make a grown man cry matt damon you have done it again

this was just 108 mins of matt damon showing off his comedic chops and it was one of the most entertaining things ever. ill consooom anything damon and soderbergh put out

“Just fucking kill me.”

Need another Scorsese x Damon film more than I need air to breathe

shoutout to matt damon stealing the show from a stacked cast gotta be one of my fav genders

i just hope matt damon knows that there’s a guy (me) from middle east who would take a bullet for him

david norris putting the fine shyt he jus met before everything else… new matt damon literally me character unlocked

i need matt damon to narrate my life

a matt damon film that has the wire references in it mmmmm this my shit

mulholland drive for straight people

josh hartnett’s lost audition tape for kendall roy

josh hartnett’s agent might actually be my arch nemesis

great now im yearning for a josh hartnett batman film

magic man needle drop during the trip fontaine montage you will always be famous

josh hartnett in this is my spirit animal

thinking that marlon brando cant bag a chica is dumb asf

I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDA

sometimes the side chick ain’t even a chick it’s the batman epic crime saga

Watched on Friday December 6, 2024.

Watched on Saturday November 30, 2024.

“whattya got?”

i can see why this film was a big deal back in the day but sadly it didn’t age very well. however it does a good job of reminding u that marlon brando was the coolest mf alive back then. also i refuse to believe him and tom hardy aren’t related cuz what the fuck

“Babe please stop acting like marlon brando in a streetcar named desire”

Me: HEY STEEEEELLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Watched on Sunday November 24, 2024.

Watched on Saturday November 23, 2024.

leoooooooo

what a cool ass duo

Watched on Friday November 22, 2024.

“Don’t play it for real until it gets real.”

Lost my David Lynch virginity to this film and it blew me away. I love the way this film explores some of the things almost every human goes through: the desire for more in life and the realization that it doesn’t exist right now. I’ve never seen anyone masterfully pull off nightmare sequences like how Lynch did in this film, he’s INSANELY good at building an atmosphere that’s very reminiscent of a nightmare.

P.S. Naomi Watts in this is the most beautiful anyone has ever looked in a film.

im gonna kill myself

“What we do in life echoes in eternity.”

What an amazing sequel, it definitely did justice to the original film. Every single actor in this film delivered amazing and memorable performances. If Denzel Washington doesn’t at least get nominated for an oscar, I’ll be really upset. Ridley Scott, you’ve rocked my world once again.

Al "Scarface" Capone, notorious gangster and king of the Chicago underworld.

i love tom hardy so I wanted to really like this film but unfortunately im not a fan of it. i was mesmerized by tom hardy’s performance, the way he perfectly portrayed a man’s descent into madness was so intense and captivating and the stunning visuals as capone goes through the final year of his life reliving his horrific past but other than those two things, this film didn’t really do it for me. the plot is disted and feels hollow without any real purpose or meaning. the weird dream sequences made this film look like a bad sopranos parody

failure of medellin made vinny chase cruel

i killed superman, i killed super—man, and how ironic that id be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

The Godfather found dead in a ditch

I need tom hardy to do another musical more than I need anything else