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Favorite films

  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • The Third Man
  • Sweet Smell of Success
  • Out of Sight

All
  • State and Main

    ★★★½

  • Bringing Up Baby

    ★★★★★

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★½

  • The Ipcress File

    ★★★★

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The Apartment

1960

★★★★★ Rewatched

“When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.”

Released in an odd, fascinating filmic window between the beginning of the sex comedy movement and before action cinema would alter sexual politics onscreen forever, Billy Wilder’s greatest film is simultaneously the best comedy of its era as well as the most rewatchable sad drama ever. So effortlessly does Jack Lemmon imbue his physical comedy into such a haplessly romantic performance, providing the perfect foil for the command of…

Black Bag

2025

★★★★★ 3

“Welcome to a cordial evening of fun and games with George and Kathryn.”

The best made, best scored, best written, sexiest, most well cast, most original, sleekest and most fun Steven Soderbergh movie of this decade.

I can’t wait for the 4K UHD to drop so I can make this movie my personality like all the horror movie niggas do with The Substance and Barbarian. This could not be more of a Preston Movie™️ if it tried.

“When you lie about everything, how can you tell the truth about anything?” — Marisa Abela, who is a movie star on the rise. She’s exceptional in this.

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State and Main

2000

★★★½ Watched

Most satires about the film industry—while the best can be absolutely spectacular (THE PLAYER, SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN)—tend to border on being smug, often filled with thinly veiled avatars for the filmmakers congratulating themselves (THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT).

STATE AND MAIN leans more toward the former. It’s not my favorite of David Mamet’s work; I tend to prefer his icier, more biting scripts. But this is easily the most low-stakes film I’ve seen from him.

What makes it…

Bringing Up Baby

1938

★★★★★ Rewatched

Been a rough day so I needed a pick-me-up, and I’m glad Howard Hawks made one of the goofiest, sweetest and funniest pick-me-ups around.

“You told [your aunt] my name was ‘Bone,’ and you didn’t tell me.”

Major Horace Applegate, the leopard expert, is how the infamous act of mansplaining was born.

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Sinners

2025

★★★★★ 1

The big-budget gangster vampire neo-western musical I didn’t know I needed. It’s going to go down as one of Ryan Coogler’s masterpieces. Give Ludwig Göransson his third Oscar already. He’s cemented himself as the movie composer of his generation. And Michael B? What more can I say about the man? In a world bereft of movie stars who can kick ass, be sexy and deliver an unbelievable performance, this is his finest hour.

I cannot wait to see Sinners again and analyze it in the future. This is one of those instant all-timers.

The Batman

2022

★★★★ Watched

If I had to describe Robert Pattinson’s portrayal of the Caped Crusader, imagine he riffs on Kurt Cobain as Jack Nicholson’s J.J. Gittes by way of Frank Miller’s Bruce Wayne. The moodiness of his take, as he and director Matt Reeves have almost irascibly described at length during numerous recent interviews, is more than justified upon watching this film; yet the movie has such a heart, genuine sexual chemistry and the detective aspects that have been missing from several previous…