A being of biblical elegance that preys on our inability to look away. The screen as a lure, pulsating, seducing us. Those desensitised to the violence and exploitation are sold, in awe of, an idea. And with mouths to feed they dream of capturing a glimpse, naively unafraid of its celestial maw.

An untimely and bloated political statement, fervently preaching Zionist rhetoric through 'perfected' Hungarian accents. To those who boycotted Late Night with the Devil while praising this film, you are hypocrites.

Late Returns

A spider chased Djamilla down the hall, and then we chose to watch this, which featured a number of scenes involving spiders. Traumatic. Not my favourite Wes. I was expecting suburbia and instead got Amish Drag Me to Hell. Bonus: another Sloth cousin s the list. Sorry, Pluto.

Could've done with 90 minutes of just Isobel tbh

Pros:
- Very unique take on time travel
- Rpatz

Cons:
- Atrocious sound mixing
- Virtually no character development
- Relentless pacing
- Kenneth Branagh's accent