Has a lot of that hokey Hong Kong comedy jazz that drags the focus away from Yeoh & Rothrock far too often. But hot damn, when this thing HITS! The final twenty minutes are such a fire of fists and feet, limb-breaking stunts, microfilm madness, and that over-the-top bad dude with his mocking little laugh eating shit in the most delicious fashion! It's easy to forget about the missteps when blazing so hard across the finish line.

I came *this close*…

Nuclear annihilation and the grizzled grit of a dusty old detective novel, combined into a music video motif riding high off the 80s cheese excess. An eclectic mix, but man, it really jams! Phillip and Marlowe are just such a cool and corny duo. Aimlessly wandering the wastes with an innocent whimsy, smooth talking freaks 'n' geeks galore. Good action, high energy, a fun watch.

Major Fallout vibes as well. I always thought A Boy and His Dog was the…

A man is poisoned by a lizard.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A woman out chasing butterflies is killed by snakes and leeches.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A man shoots himself in the leg and is killed by spiders.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A woman has her ankle attacked by a turtle and gets eaten by crabs.
*Camera zooms in on evil frogs*
A man is chased down and eaten by an alligator.
*Camera zooms…

Well within the first five minutes of this flick, one guy gets shot and killed by a pair of boobs at point blank, and another guy gets exploded out of his boots, also killing him in the process. All happening after a laugh filled shootout in the streets. Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty good way to open a movie. Eat your heart out, Touch of Evil!

The 10th Victim is set in the far flung future of 19xx, where…