I in an issue of Premiere Magazine, they were ranking the most vanguard movies of all time, and Minnie Driver chose Snow White. She explained her choice concerning the sheer audacity of having a developmentally challenged, imprisoned girl continuously getting ping ponged through one scarring, traumatic event after another with darkly comedic glee as she cheerily kept singing whilst being minimally unaware of it all and not learning a single dang lesson from it. I 1000% understand if Disney…

The beginning of Warfare, displaying the CW-ready male model ensemble ('cause regular joes don't fight in the war don't ya' know), all trim bodies and brotox'd up, jumping up and down to the early aught' club fav' Eric Prydz's "Call on Me" - seemingly for the only reason to get featured in David Ehrlich's countdown of the year montage, rings decidedly false and off.

The movie then settles down for a darn good solid hour with Garland and Mendoza taking…