Watched on an airplane at the same time as my wife. Waste of my time (I’ll get over it) and a waste of hers (sorry, can’t forgive that). Skip this one.

What a mess. Rushed but somehow still boring and too long. It felt silly to the point that I thought it was based on a comic book (it wasn’t, which makes it all the more embarrassing). This should’ve been a 15-minute YouTube video that The Daniels ed to Vimeo because they think it deserves more respect.
This multiverse era of movies/TV is the worst; are people scared of a family drama? Are directors afraid of making a movie that moves…