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I'm about to commit grand theft auto to hear Marisa Tomei tell me about cars

More cunniligus than neck biting, but that feels even more vampiric

It seems especially illogical to not kiss Kirk in that moment

If Robert deniro told me something I'd also choose to immediately believe him

I've been on worse vacations

He absolutely only seems to only care about being perceived as great, not actually being great

Also, this entire last season felt like a he foundation of the Fielder Method

I mean getting forcibly shrunk has gotta be worse than dementia

Guys I think we should build a tower to honor this movie y entonces...

How the Greeks should have been in this movie

I heard this is just what being a dad is like

Brad Pitt is hot AND traumatized, sign me up

I think HR is extremely important and should not be taken lightly. Everyone should have equal access to quality HR department to feel comfortable in their workplace

After Spielberg has made 3 WW2 movies do we really need more?

I need to know where bro got his sweater

This review may contain spoilers.

I love neo-noirs where the main character is an idiot and we never actually see the killer

I'm glad this movie was able to remind me that I find men attractive

He could have just spoke another language, why make him do that accent

If I come home and my fiancee is holding a gun I am tackling her immediately, I do not care

Khan's pec reveal is one of the best moments in cinema history

Is this the ultimate laundry folding film?

I feel like there is a narrative that we must look at every queer movie through a modern queer lense and not the lense of the time, this would be as bad as Emilia Perez if it was made today, but it wasn't.

This film dead names Brandon and portrays a good amount poorly, but it also does, in my opinion at least, never falter in its belief that Brandon is a man. It simply existed in a time where cis people didn't know how to talk about the subject without being accidentally offensive. Also the dead name during the credits is overblown since it does refer to him as Brandon multiple times before showing the dead name which I assume was because that was his legal name and they were clarifying.

If we start doing this to every movie then Rocky Horror and Tribe 8's songs fall apart. This movie is not transphobic the time was. If there is a 90s film that was popular and portrayed transness substantially better I will eat my words.

This CIA and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me's FBIs have to be in the same universe

Bruce Willis would have had a billion times more charisma and chemistry then these two even today

I rarely think shows should release all at once, however without the context of the Natalia episodes this show seems like a terrible hit piece, any moment that shows this family in a good light makes me want to die a little

And women are too emotional?

I lost my childhood stuffed animal more times than I could probably ever but instead of itting that they left it somewhere my parents just bought me a new one even taking me to the store and saying 'look she was waiting here the whole time!"

The reason for this anecdote is why THE FUCK DID THEY NOT LIE TO THEIR KID ONCE

This happens to every lesbian at least once

Ok but I know a really good impression-

They should have tried rice

Never have I been more tired and so mad at split diopters

Bro I don't wanna be nostalgic for an objectively terrible time to live

What's new pussycat

Y'know, Albert Einstein said...

Just make a found footage movie

Him going to his old school gun in hand is not a great look

I think the switch 2 is going to have this

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I made this January for a college application.

I didn't know America is on Uranus now

There was a scene where he lightly pushed someone into glass and it shatters so either he has super strength or that's the weakest glass ever

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I made this last october for a college application. The prompt was to make a two minute film based on a secret.

I was promised much more surfing

This is just what it feels like to wake up from ab unplanned nap

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I made this last october for a college application. The prompt was to make a two minute silent film based on contemplating and deciding an important dilemma.

As soon as I heard someone yell cut in the film I knew this would be some of the most fun I've had

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I made this last July at a film summer camp as my third of three movies at the camp.

Watched on Monday November 18, 2019.

So they didn't rule out Ted Cruz

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Kawp

It doesn't work because there's no half star ratings

All feature length first time watches of this year ranked
(Including from my 365 movies in 365 days challenge)

1. Come and See
2. Memories of Murder
3. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
4. Harakiri
5. Paris, Texas
6. 2001: A Space Odyssey
7. Persona
8. The Godfather
9. Portrait of a Lady on Fire
10. The Prestige

...plus 233 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies me or my family own the DVD of

• The People's Joker
• American Psycho
• Avengers: Infinity War
• School of Rock
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
• Some Like It Hot
• A Hard Day's Night
• Howl's Moving Castle
• A Silent Voice: The Movie

...plus 55 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Based on U.S Theater release dates (ranked by excitement)

1. Friendship
2. Five Nights at Freddy's 2
3. Weapons
4. The Running Man
5. Superman
6. Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
7. Win or Lose
8. Blue Moon
9. 28 Years Later
10. Frankenstein

...plus 93 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Every movie that the app Awards Expert thinks will be nominated for an Oscar in 2026 starting 3/2/2025

• Die My Love
• The Way of the Wind
• One Battle After Another
• Wicked: For Good
• Marty Supreme
• Avatar: Fire and Ash
• After the Hunt
• Hamnet
• Frankenstein
• The Life of Chuck

...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I'm trying to go to the theater more
In order of when I watched

• Magic Candies
• In the Shadow of the Cypress
• Yuck!
• Wander to Wonder
• Beautiful Men
• Instruments of a Beating Heart
• Incident
• I Am Ready, Warden
• The Only Girl in the Orchestra
• Death by Numbers

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Godzilla
2. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
3. The Creator

All the movies or short films that I have seen with a wide American theatrical release in 2025 ranked

1. Sinners
2. Mickey 17
3. (S)KiDS
4. Reuben Solo: Please Clap
5. SNL50: The Anniversary Special
6. One of Them Days
7. Cinderella's Castle
8. The Gorge
9. PARENTAL
10. A Minecraft Movie

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My Top 250 Films to Counter Letterboxd's List

No documentaries or Recorded live shows/stand-up/plays

Notes have whatever movie is in that spot on the official letterboxd 250, if there is a star that is because the movie is on the official list

1. American Psycho

   Harakiri

2. A Silent Voice: The Movie

   12 Angry Men

3. Pulp Fiction

   Come and See

   ⭐204

4. The Empire Strikes Back

   Seven Samurai

   ⭐57

5. Tokyo Godfathers
6. 12 Angry Men
7. Howl's Moving Castle
8. GoodFellas
9. Star Wars
10. Mulholland Drive

...plus 240 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

s Ha made me make this list
Movies that feel queer or maybe even have queer moments but aren't really

• s Ha
• Girl, Interrupted
• The Craft
• Paul
• Nickel Boys
• Venom: The Last Dance
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
• Rope
• The Prestige
• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

...plus 37 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
• Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
• Star Trek: The Motion Picture
• Star Trek: Section 31

1. Gladiator
2. Alien
3. Thelma & Louise
4. Prometheus
5. Gladiator II
6. Alien: Covenant

1. The Social Network
2. Zodiac
3. Gone Girl
4. Se7en
5. Fight Club
6. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
7. Alien³

• Waiting...

  01/01/2025

• Freak Show

  01/02/2025

• The Wrestler

  01/03/2025

• Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

  01/04/2025

• Getting Straight

  01/05/2025

• The Visit

  01/06/2025

• Nobody Knows

  01/07/2025

• He's Just Not That Into You

  01/08/2025

• Horns

  01/09/2025

• Ocean's Eleven

  01/10/2025

...plus 355 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All films by Joel Haver ranked

1. Anyone Else But Me
2. We Have to Leave Here Together
3. Drowning in Potential
4. The Diarrhea Brothers Save the Day
5. The 9th Movie
6. 31 Days in Marshall, North Carolina
7. Love, Celeste
8. Hello My Beautiful Creatures
9. It Just Takes Time
10. Forget About Everything for Awhile

...plus 16 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Young Frankenstein
2. Spaceballs
3. The Twelve Chairs
4. Dracula: Dead and Loving It

• Parasite
• Memories of Murder
• The Host
• Mickey 17
• Snowpiercer

1. American Psycho
2. A Silent Voice: The Movie
3. Pulp Fiction
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. Tokyo Godfathers
6. 12 Angry Men
7. Howl's Moving Castle
8. GoodFellas
9. Star Wars
10. Mulholland Drive

...plus 109 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Elephant Man
• Twin Peaks
• The Straight Story
• Blue Velvet
• Mulholland Drive
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
• Lost Highway
• Dune
• Eraserhead
• Twin Peaks: The Return

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Fargo
2. Burn After Reading
3. The Big Lebowski
4. No Country for Old Men

1. Persona
2. Scenes from a Marriage
3. Autumn Sonata

1. Dazed and Confused
2. Before Midnight
3. Before Sunrise
4. School of Rock
5. Before Sunset
6. Boyhood
7. A Scanner Darkly
8. Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood
9. Hit Man

He's my favorite actor

1. A Few Good Men
2. The Shining
3. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
4. Batman
5. The Departed
6. The Bucket List
7. Head

The films I've made please watch them
Links in notes

• New Handbook

  https://youtu.be/1b-_pJPUNng?si=6Ton_Z6snEQ0mDym

• Consequences

  https://youtu.be/-s5JHGd6UNA?si=8y_OyP2uFNm5GCv2

• Beauty is in the Eye of the Audience

  https://youtu.be/95-2Hd5pfv8?si=yKlzD7Ppg_7QdgNE

• A Robber in the Pale Moonlight

  https://youtu.be/y6x75iGC4hc?si=e4kUW7WuHn9jt7Go

• Girl, You're Not Going to Believe This

  https://youtu.be/JGJk6PReO08?si=Xp09eJm7JaTkT7

• UNDEAD

  https://youtu.be/6KoKA6z2iTs?si=PdNru6WBofSwfPWw

1. Asteroid City
2. Rushmore
3. The Darjeeling Limited

• Black Mirror: White Christmas
• Black Mirror: The Entire History of You
• Black Mirror: Playtest
• Black Mirror: White Bear
• Black Mirror: Nosedive
• Black Mirror: The National Anthem
• Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
• Black Mirror: Fifteen Million Merits
• Black Mirror: Be Right Back
• Black Mirror: The Waldo Moment

• Knives Out
• Glass Onion
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Brick

1. The Prestige
2. Memento
3. Oppenheimer
4. Interstellar
5. The Dark Knight
6. Inception
7. Batman Begins
8. The Dark Knight Rises

1. La Chinoise
2. King Lear

1. Beetlejuice
2. Batman Returns
3. Batman
4. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
5. Edward Scissorhands
6. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

1. The Sixth Sense
2. The Visit
3. Trap
4. The Happening
5. Split

1. Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
2. Neon Genesis Evangelion
3. Shin Godzilla
4. Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo
5. Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance
6. Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone
7. Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

1. Home Alone
2. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
3. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
4. Adventures in Babysitting
5. Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

1. Logan
2. Girl, Interrupted
3. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
4. A Complete Unknown
5. The Wolverine

1. Super
2. The Suicide Squad
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
4. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

1. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
3. A Clockwork Orange
4. The Shining

1. GoodFellas
2. The Departed
3. The Wolf of Wall Street
4. Shutter Island
5. Taxi Driver
6. Silence

Every single movie nominated for a best picture Oscar ranked, 93/611 so far

Bottom two are unrated until I rewatch currently

1. Pulp Fiction
2. 12 Angry Men
3. GoodFellas
4. Star Wars
5. Everything Everywhere All at Once
6. Parasite
7. Whiplash
8. Django Unchained
9. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
10. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

...plus 84 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

But it'll probably be a while

• Road Trip: Beer Pong
• The Cloverfield Paradox
• 300: Rise of an Empire
• Dr. Phibes Rises Again
• Airplane II: The Sequel
• The Return of Jafar
• Aladdin and the King of Thieves
• More American Graffiti
• American Pie 2
• American Wedding

...plus 101 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Original list: The Criterion Challenge 2025

Categories:
1. Watch a film from the CC40 Boxset
2. Watch a film from the year you were born
3. Directed by Robert Altman
4. Watch a film that would be your first choice in the Criterion Closet
5. Great Soundtracks
6. John Turturro's Adventures in Moviegoing
7. 1920s
8. Watch a film that will be added to the physical collection in 2025
9. 1930s
10. Andrew Garfield's Closet Picks 11. 1940s
12. Celine Song's Top 10
13. 1950s
14. Watch a film from the Criterion Channel's all time favorites lists
15. 196Os
16. Watch a film that is currently out of print from the physical collection
17. 1970s
18. William Friedkin's Closet Picks
19. 1980s
20. Spine #451-499
21. 199Os
22. Documentary
23. 2000s
24. Janus Contemporaries
25. 2010s
26. Bill Hader's Second Closet Picks
27. 2020s
28. Noir and Neonoir
29. All Time Top Criterion Closet Picks
30. Criterion Releases Never Picked in the Closet
31. North American film
32. Ayo Edebiri's Closet Picks
33. Wim Wenders' Adventures in Moviegoing
34. South American film
35. Random Number Generator (Google random number generator, set values from 1 to whatever number Criterion has listed last here. This number will change as more releases are announced so please keep up to date by using the link have provided as will not be updating each time Criterion makes announcements. Watch whatever movie corresponds to the spine number you are given.)
36. AAPI Filmmakers
37. Watch a film shorter than 80 minutes 38. European film
39. Cult Movies
40. Isabella Rossellini's Adventures in Moviegoing
41. Winona Ryder's Closet Picks
42. African film
43. John Carpenter's Top 10
44. Horror
45. Asian film
46. Dark Comedies
47. Rachel Kushner's Adventures in Moviegoing
48. Australian film
49. Female Filmmakers
50. Ben Wheatley's Closet Picks
51. A film by a director whose work you have not seen before
52. Watch any Criterion film from your watchlist

Started: 01/23/25
Watching:
Completed: 3/52

• Pickpocket

  1. Watch a film from the CC40 Boxset

• The Darjeeling Limited

  2. Watch a film from the year you were born

• Short Cuts

  3. Directed by Robert Altman

• Seven Samurai
• Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid
• The King of Kings
• A Woman of Paris: A Drama of Fate
• Drugstore Cowboy
• Marius
• The Red Shoes

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movies the Rate and See TikTok makes fun of

• Carry-On
• The Fall Guy
• Trap
• Subservience
• Twisters
• Missing You
• Back in Action
• Emilia Pérez
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
• Armageddon

...plus 29 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Highly subjective

1. Star Wars
2. The Godfather
3. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
4. The Muppet Movie
5. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
6. Alien
7. Jaws
8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
9. Halloween
10. Life of Brian

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Princess Bride
2. A Few Good Men
3. When Harry Met Sally...
4. Misery
5. This Is Spinal Tap
6. The Bucket List

All movies I rewatched in 2025 ranked and check notes to see if my score changed (if something had no score I didn't it well enough to give it one)

• Mulholland Drive

  5/5 (no change)

• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

  4.5/5 -> 5/5

• Knives Out

  4.5/5 -> 5/5

• 28 Days Later

  4/5 -> 5/5

• A Hard Day's Night

  5/5 (No change)

• Raiders of the Lost Ark

  4/5 -> 4.5/5

• Labyrinth
• Avatar: The Way of Water

  4/5 -> 4.5/5

• Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

  4.5/5 (no change)

• Creep

  4/5 (no change)

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Based on U.S Theater release dates

• Megalopolis
• Hiccups
• The Hero's Journey aka My Life aka The Caleb Johnston Story (I'm Caleb)
• A Little Film About Friendship
• The Text
• Lisa Frankenstein
• Saturday Night
• Hundreds of Beavers
• Problemista
• In a Violent Nature

...plus 176 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Mickey 17
2. I Saw the TV Glow
3. Anatomy of a Fall
4. Everything Everywhere All at Once
5. Bo Burnham: Inside
6. Promising Young Woman
7. Parasite
8. Eighth Grade
9. Creep 2
10. A Silent Voice: The Movie

...plus 54 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All the movies or short films that I have seen with a wide American theatrical release in 2024 ranked

1. I Saw the TV Glow
2. Look Back
3. Dune: Part Two
4. The People's Joker
5. Sing Sing
6. Nosferatu
7. Anyone Else But Me
8. Challengers
9. The Wedding of Vera Drew & The Joker
10. A Real Pain

...plus 163 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1 is the worst

1. ThanksKilling
2. House Shark
3. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
4. Twisted Pair
5. Titanic: The Legend Goes On...
6. Cats
7. Dinosaur Hotel
8. Jack and Jill
9. Artemis Fowl
10. Operation: Endgame

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My favorite movie from each letter of the alphabet and the digits 0-1

Missing
-0
-6
-7
-8

1. 12 Angry Men
2. 28 Days Later
3. 31 Days in Marshall, North Carolina
4. The 40th Door
5. 5 Centimeters per Second
6. The 9th Movie
7. American Psycho
8. Bo Burnham: Inside
9. Come and See
10. Django Unchained

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Fabelmans
2. Jaws
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
6. Jurassic Park
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
8. The Color Purple
9. Empire of the Sun
10. Hook

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Every American Movie Release According to Wikipedia in wide release order

• Code Name: The Cleaner
• Freedom Writers
• Happily N'Ever After
• Thr3e
• Murder Party
• Alpha Dog
• Arthur and the Invisibles
• Primeval
• Stomp the Yard
• Alone With Her

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.