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Watched on Wednesday May 14, 2025.

Watched on Friday July 28, 2023.

he really had to fight for his life with a cotton ball and a deer head

the twins out here solving divorce like it’s an escape room. manipulate their parents into an uncomfortable forced proximity situation, and gaslight everyone until someone says “i do” again

i get it’s a classic, but the senseless violence kinda drags it down. there’s no real emotional depth to the characters, so it’s just shock value after shock value

hugh grant has no business being that attractive while being that much of a menace

this movie is 90% nonsense and 10% a thousand miles and honestly that’s the perfect ratio

Watched on Sunday November 13, 2022.

Watched on Sunday February 16, 2025.

too cool to care

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

u know it’s a coming of age movie when people communicate entirely in cryptic metaphors and sad stares instead of literally just talking

honestly impressed by how this movie manages to be so cold and yet so unhinged. it’s like kubrick was trying to direct a war documentary but his camera got possessed by a ghost with commitment issues. the dialogue is 80% insults, 20% people pretending they aren’t crying internally. the plot drops off halfway through like it just ed it had somewhere else to be

Watched on Wednesday May 17, 2023.

Watched on Wednesday March 19, 2025.

Watched on Saturday October 28, 2023.

Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

Watched on Saturday November 9, 2024.

Watched on Sunday February 16, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday June 14, 2023.

Watched on Saturday April 23, 2022.

Watched on Wednesday January 22, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday March 4, 2025.

literally a 180 minute documentary on what happens when fragile egos get money and zero consequences

i was really hoping this movie would surprise me. instead, it had more cliches than an instagram caption “man who hates everything slowly realizes life is worth living because of his neighbors”

what’s better than watching someone get trapped in their own mind? watching them do it in perfect pointe shoes

nostalgia in this movie hits like a freight train. every scene feels like it’s pulling you back to your childhood, only to remind you that time’s gone, and it’s never coming back. then they throw doraemon’s sadness into the mix, and suddenly you're just wrecked

Watched on Friday January 17, 2025.

Watched on Wednesday December 6, 2023.

Watched on Monday January 20, 2025.

accidentally redefined cringe and called it raw lol

Watched on Tuesday March 18, 2025.

i was not mentally prepared for a movie to teach me that love is stored in the giant blue furball who sobs when a toddler says “bye bye”

in a nutshell “what if your boss was satan in a chanel coat and you were an english major with no skincare routine”

Watched on Tuesday January 21, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 30, 2021.

oh to be screamed at in 7/8 time signature by a man who thinks jazz is more important than basic human decency

this used to be so hyped in elementary school but idk what the hype was abt

her idea of charity is giving someone a hairbrush and life advice she didn’t ask for

the way this movie cured my internalized misogyny and taught me that loving hot pink doesn’t make any less capable of ending you in a courtroom

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

shoutout to the killer for being the most organized man in the movie

Watched on Saturday November 9, 2024.

that moment when solving math problems is easier than having a genuine human connection

Watched on Tuesday February 4, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday February 4, 2025.

Watched on Tuesday June 13, 2023.

Watched on Friday April 17, 2020.