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“It’s over Anakin i have the HIGHground”
Just disgustingly harrowing and a very painful watch as it aims to be with sick humour, just powerful 
Greatest ending in a while 

Choose life 

Tim Burtons films are always a joy to watch and this was no exception.
Character design is absurd in the best way with a wacky storyline of marriage and a whiff of necromancy we love to see it 
Have a strong bias for stop motion pictures and this did just the job 

Surprisingly i’ve never watched both corpse bride and The nightmare before christmas and we’re nowhere near halloween or christmas, so chat do i watch it now or add it to the lineup of films for the leedup for halloween?

The type of film which makes you reflect and why you have love for films in the first place.
The highs, the lows and everything inbetween this film is just immaculate. Domingo’s and Clarence’s performances specifically are nothing short of stellar i wanna see both of their careers gain as much traction as possible.

“We’re here to become human again”

Heard nothing about this film before watching it and oh my days

Incredible choice of titling for a film, felt like i was wearing a blindfold myself unaware of what was going to happen at each moment.
-Surprisingly my first Kubrick movie and by all means it didn’t disappoint 
-Just unapologetically pure filth, sensuality and a clear and articulate exploration of sexuality and eroticism in a cultish harrowing way With an exit line of the millennium 

“Fuck”

My fellow Aca-people I have given in and i’ve enjoyed my time

Watched on Sunday May 11, 2025.

John Kramer the world renowned empath

Exactly how i expected it to be, pure gore fest with innovative traps and trials with devastatingly mid plot points. Not my favourite franchise by any means but it’s so effective with what it clearly aims to do just insane.
Poor valentina 🤣 

Happy 500 films lads and lasses

BINGO 
Remind me to not put films off purely because of the run time because holy shit 
QT has made his name for himself off of directing films which involve phenomenal dialogue and a bat shit crazy storyline and this did not fall short 

-Christopher Waltz acted his nazi ass off in this how i’ve never watched any of his films is beyond me 
-Brad pits accent was incredible pure comedy 
-Climax of the century get your head out of the gutter 

Making a Tarantino filmography ranking after this if you’r bored and fancy checking that one out 🙏🏻

MARCEL BURN IT DOWN

Film of the year had to do a double take

Mr Coogler you legend,

Smashed any expectations through the barn door 
The soundtrack to this is truly generational truly shows how much music can influence cinema,
That specific dance sequence will be one for the cinematic books just incredible, not gonna say too much because it’s one i’ll be definitely be rewatching but “Sinners” is brilliant 

If you have the opportunity to watch this movie in cinema do yourself and me proud and go do so 🙏🏻

Watched on Friday April 25, 2025.

What do we do now? 💃🏼🕺🏼

Taika cooked SO incredibly hard with this oh my days we are not worthy 🙏🏻
Hero’s at the close of the masterpiece in GERMAN too are you kidding me

Name a cuter dynamic than the one between Sosuke and Ponyo 
The most endearing and innocent story with anticipated magic at the core just fun 
Liam Neeson voicing Fujimoto made it all the more better 

Give Ponyo all the ham

Name a better movie

Watched on Monday April 14, 2025.

Film of the year
“No i think he’s swedish”

Watched on Sunday March 30, 2025.

Watched on Friday March 28, 2025.

This review may contain spoilers.

Holy shit
Expectations were expectedly through the roof after seeing into the spider verse and any expectations which were there were reached and smashed out the park.
So epic, the animation is insanely peak the varying usage of textures and styles is just so overwhelming in the best way possible . The amount of ever diverse characters with their own individuality and screen presence is just incredible to see hugely well done film.

Not a huge lover of that kind of ending though unfortunately did leave the film with chills which was the clear intention, but unfortunately snubbed it of a perfect film for me 

I could go on for days but the film already gets it’s praise and recognition which it entirely deserves

When Bob and Justin pull their fingers out, the spider verse saga has the potential to become one of the greatest trilogies of all time just insane

Fucking wild in every sense of the word I love it 

A perverted musically trained talking venus fly trap coming between a love story,
That’s a musical plot if i’ve ever seen one

Timeless soundtrack, perverse humour, incredible practical effects and a batshit crazy ending just wicked

Doc and Dopey My goats 🐐

As an unfortunate avid skeptic of live action Disney remakes over original concepts, and in celebration of both never watching Snow White before and unfortunately missing out on Gal Gadot’s egregious “acting” in the newest rendition i thought i’d give it a go.

Already had a brief understanding of the plot and honestly it’s a pretty good watch, the old Disney animation style’s always great and for it’s time it holds its own incredibly well. 

As much as i slate Gadot’s acting i might stroll down to the cinema at some point if i’m ever feeling up for a self induced headache

Grounded: the film 
Didn’t realise just how British the British dub would end up being,
Did enjoy this Animation was peak as always very aesthetically pleasing, the soundtrack was bliss and the premise was interesting, just didn’t feel as connected as i have in the past with Ghibli films but all in all a fun watch

(I’ve never watched the borrowers)

Watched on Saturday March 22, 2025.

Why do i do this to myself

Bloody phenomenal 
This piece of cinema couldn’t have made me more pleased with the fact that i own a pair of eyeballs.
Somehow managed to cast and capture everyone and their nan in some of the most stupendous cinematography i’ve seen,
Wes Anderson you flippin legend 

(Used to geek out hard over Harry Potter and this is how i realise Ralph Fiennes plays Voldemort ffs)

Almost took the most demented turn 🤣

I felt like how i’d assume Wattpad girls felt the entire film, pleasant experience.
Blessed visuals and soundtrack as always fun times nonetheless

I see you shiver with Antici…

….Pation 
This film was so rad, Brad.
The personification of the word bisexuality just pure filth eroticism and flamboyance in the best way possible.
Banger after banger didn’t expect to like it just as much as i did

“Thanks take a bath sometime!”

Gonna start vocalising my partings with all my friends the way Fio did the pirates.
I don’t like bacon but this film was pretty solid

This review may contain spoilers.

Hi Yukiyo 👋 Hi Wayde 👋
Hold on tight this review will last as long as the elite opening scene

Probably could have watched Daredevil and Blade before this to fully understand the cameos and even though there’s more than enough of them, and i’m not usually a huge fan of ‘multiversal’ MCU films this doesn’t annoy me in any way and im not pissed off 🤣

It’s a fun time, this is my third viewing of it and i’ve enjoyed each and every time, more quotable scenes and comedic one liners to add to the everlasting repertoire which is always the outcome from the mutant timeline and especially Deadpool/Wolverine’s solo films. The perfect way to establish the next phase and the crossover between characters which we thought would never happen. As much as the Marvels was mid the end credits made it so much more hyped even though it’ll be at least 54 years till they decide to act on it 🦍.

No matter how many Sexual or Shit jokes Deadpool splurges i don’t think i’ll ever get tired of them and i’m like a cat to a light when it comes to cameos so this is ridiculous in the best way possible, Gambit needs his resurgence whether it be a solo film or otherwise and Wesley Snipes getting his well deserved comeback can’t wait to see more 💪🏻. 

Upon reflection Cassandra Nova was an undoubtedly incredible villain for the new gen of Marvel Antagonists. Pretty surprisingly solid soundtrack too

Do understand the criticism surrounding leaving Wolverine in the grave but if anyone was gonna save the MCU i’m glad it went to our Bub, they better be making him do it till his 90. But simply i do not care 

That’s the end of the current Mutant timeline there’s been huge peaks and valleys from Days of future past or Logan to X men the last stand or the wretched new mutants, genuinely shocked at how much i never watched in comparison to the amount of scenes i knew. Undoubtedly the film of the 2024 Summer 
Can’t wait for phase 6 high hopes for what’s to come 🙏🏻

Longest review of all time and i clearly have too many thoughts so i’ll just leave you with that chaps,
Now back to regularly scheduled smashturbating
🤜🏻🤛🏻

I don’t know why i do this shit to myself just a masterpiece

(Would say watch Logan before this)
I’m ashamed to say i thoroughly enjoy this film,

Deadpool is top three mutants for sure, not as good as the first one by any means yet it still holds up as nothing but a fun time 

Josh Brolin can play anyone and i’d still hear Thanos
The second end credits scene earned this the extra .5
Dubstep

Christian Bale the world renowned cave explorer 

With Cillian fresh out the womb and notable side roles from some superior actors and a pretty good showing of the scarecrow this made for a pretty decent film,

Never wanted to play lego batman as much as i do now

The Dark knight still solos

“Cue the music”

Watched this a multitude of times and it’s one i’ll never get tired of, no need to give my opinion/review on it
If you dislike it have abit of a laugh

Shit 
Think i found more enjoyment from early 2000’s disney tv shows think it may be the worst rendition of a mutant film unfortunately not much positive to say about it Anya was decent and that’s about it 

Glad it’s been watched now though only good films from here on out

“He said i was destined to live forever, with no reason to live” 

Opening scene always stuck with me yet the rest of the film felt entirely new, Logan just be going anywhere atp
Having Logan’s humanity and chemistry with other characters be at the forefront of the film made it quite a fun watch.
Mariko, my window will be open tonight just so you know 
Considering Logan is one of my favourite films (🐐opinion) i’m genuinely surprised i’ve never revisited this one pretty decent.
Happy to see the step up from the last x men 💀

The end credits are always crazy

This review may contain spoilers.

Yeah not great, treated pretty much everyone with injustice, 
not much to say it weren’t terrible just can’t find much positive things to say about it, introducing nightcrawler in such an epic way in the last film just to reduce his screen time to none in the next was an egregious choice.
Cyclops just becoming irrelevant was also ridiculous.
Jean Logan and Storm were still cool and the action was decent aswell as a pretty decent comedic introduction to Juggernaut just still so confused.
Just a mess unfortunately

“My name is Kurt Wagner but in the Munich circus, I was known as The incredible night crawler!”

Flabbergasted at the fact i’ve never watched this,
Incredible showing of Mightcrawler we love to see it. Magneto was sick as always 
Logan and Storm are the face of the x men and there’s a reason why, they carry it so hard alongside the abundance of other mutants in this set it out to be quite a fun time to watch.

The film flew by, Seeing Mystique as a Villain was very cool haven’t watched this in a long time.
Chemistry was great between pretty much all the characters especially Rogue and Logan,
Halle Berry played the best storm carried the film on her back she got nerfed way too hard when anyone else attempted the role 
Pretty decent overall Effects were a little all over the place but not too bad to be fair fun times, kick ass as always 

(Since i rewatched apocalypse and Dark phoenix late last year i didnt see a point in putting myself through that one last time) 
Contender for my longest review it’ll be shorter the next film don’t you worry chaps 🙏🏻

“Nobody kills you but me”

Yeah without being blinded by how insane wolverine is as a character and how undeniably cool Jackman is, the films a bit of a let down Effects suck ass and the script felt like an afterthought, not terrible by any means the action was great  enjoyed the amount of key characters aswell very shocked i’ve never watched this.

Wish they hadn’t cancelled the Gambit solo film though Channing Tatum gotta see it through 🙏🏻

“I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”
Masterpiece, 
Always briefly understood the plot which just shows how well the film holds itself for it’s time.
The set design is just incredible, the drastic contrast between the dull sepia toned Kansas farm to the vibrant world that is Oz and the costume design just speaks for itself.
Creative from beginning to end with humble and pure messages throughout. just a treat to watch

X men at it’s best,
Knew i had watched this but it was a complete blur as to what happens exactly just ed key scenes like Peters kitchen scene and the opening sentinel scene.
Such a mindfuck, sucker for films which at their core are centred around time travel, one of the more rewatchable mutant films in the franchise.
Peter Dinklage created Sentinels 🤯
Starting the timeline off strong and it’s gonna end off strong just gotta get through the torture that is apocalypse and dark phoenix 🤣

Annual rewatch needed to be done, 
Jennifer Lawrence it’s just a 17 year gap 👀

Check the 2025 list for what’s to come chaps 😉

Yeah it’s still a masterpiece,
Nothing but mellowness and good vibes
Starting March’s lineup of films strong too many quotable moments to just choose one so i’m gonna quote none at all.

You heard the rumour, Right?

Spent the entire film playing guess who with a multitude of my favourite actors thanks Wes

Was he a good dog?
Bit dodgy for 12 years old on the big screen but choosing to ignore that this is just bliss

Going to have to dive into more of Wes anderson’s cinematography

Thank you for listening

Mission accomplished my heart hurts

“I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?”

They made Joe Pesci a badass i love to see it, very entertaining film. I’m reasonably new to both Robert de niro’s acting and Sorsese’s directing and i gotta hop on the very hyped bandwagon after this one.

If you catch me watching the sopranos in the near future don’t be surprised

Been quite ignorant and always found people to be quite pretentious when they said this film is their favourite or is the “greatest of all time” but wow 
there are no words i can use to express how perfect this film is

Grease is the word 

Gonna have to try extra hard to say i dislike musicals after watching this. 
Even though there are so many memorable moments the corny/catchy bangers carry the fairly mid plot incredibly hard.
Fun times overall 

Finally watched it, your welcome Heidi 🙏🏻

He said “I can smell your cunt” oscar worthy script right there,
💦🤕

Jokes aside that was insane plot twist after plot twist pure cinema

Next on the watchlist

1. Girl, Interrupted
2. Death Becomes Her
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Pitch Perfect 2
5. Pitch Perfect 3
6. The Nightmare Before Christmas
7. Gnomeo & Juliet
8. Dune
9. Dune: Part Two
10. Django Unchained

...plus 48 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Little Miss Sunshine
• Kill Bill: Vol. 1
• Fantastic Mr. Fox
• Dead Poets Society
• Reservoir Dogs
• Marriage Story
• The Goonies
• Sing Sing
• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
• Kill Bill: Vol. 2

...plus 66 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

1. Sinners
2. A Minecraft Movie
3. A Working Man

Watching the x men timeline
(Chose to skip rewatching apocalypse and dark phoenix for my sake)

1. X-Men: First Class
2. X-Men: Days of Future Past
3. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
4. X-Men: Apocalypse
5. Dark Phoenix
6. X-Men
7. X2
8. X-Men: The Last Stand
9. The Wolverine
10. The New Mutants

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.