g'day there jack o'connell it's me ben mendelsohn... you haven't been talking to rupert friend have ya mate?

all shark movies are equal in the eyes of god but dangerous animals posits - subtly, gracefully - that god may actually be a shark and for that it gets extra points (also thank you jai courtney for full sending it in absolutely every scene like that’s my motherfucking captain boomerang right there 🫡🥹😭)

better than hollywood, not as good as american crime story. kinda like a discount fosse/verdon. that said, it's effortlessly bingeable — they're just totally empty calories. 10/10 cigarette acting from ewan mcgregor.

ridley scott walking into the pitch meeting for gladiator II, writing the word 'EMPEROR,' then adding a dollar sign to spell 'EMPEROR$' and immediately getting the green light