I’m very serious about being a Good Movie Watcher. I always turn my phone off and create a cerebral movie watcher. But like. I’ve seen Jaws a dozen times. I used it as background noise while I tried to beat the final boss for Deltarune Chapter 34. (And I’m still trying. I’m so bad at bullet hells)

I did sit my black ass and listen during the USS Indianapolis monologue, though. It’s really arresting, no matter how many times I watch this movie.

Better than Dangerous Animals, btw. Just so you know

This was so fucking dumb. I could’ve bought this as a horror comedy but the lead actress tanked the whole thing. Everyone else is charismatic but she absolutely flounders. (Pun intended.) Speaking of which, she looks like she’s mewing when she’s sinking underwater near the end. Just awful.

There was a family with a kid in my theatre and he asked “what happened?!” after everyone of violence. His parents got on my nerves. The kid did sing Baby Shark at the beginning when the characters sang so I guess that was cute.

And you’re a black magical girl? I know that’s right. 

what I was saying about black girlfailures? YUUUUUUP. The ending song is absolutely transcendent. Lofi black girlfailure yuri. Now I know that’s right.

The art style already shines through, even in a rough animatic. The writing and sense of humor are already there. The brief full color scene with the lead pipe is so kino. I can already tell this is gonna be a hit!! 

My heart is with this and I’ve only seen 12 minutes. I hope this gets picked up ASAP 🥹🥹🥹

So skibidi….

I watched the remake a couple years back and it’s a good thing I didn’t see this one first. Cuz while the remake had some elements I still appreciate (the danse macabre climax, the slow build, the body horror) this knocked it out of the park. I think this just fits my sensibilities more. Loud and bright and EXQUISITE to look at. Just visually stunning. 

Also at the 30:20 mark the doctor says “FEIN” twice. The remake didn’t have that. Hehe. Happy New Year!!!!