Alan Cerny Patron

Member of the Houston Film Critics Society, Reviewer for VitalThrills.com, former reviewer for Ain't It Cool News and ComingSoon.Net

Favorite films

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Seven Samurai
  • Rushmore
  • Rio Bravo

All
  • The Life of Chuck

    ★★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★★

  • Jason X

    ★★★

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★★

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The Life of Chuck

2024

★★★★½ Liked 1

THE LIFE OF CHUCK: Mike Flanagan’s IKIRU. The world falls apart. The center cannot hold. And our life is a universe. We must hold our universes close, because our story is part of The Story. This is a masterpiece. 

What Mike Flanagan and only a few others get about King, is that the story is only part of why we love his writing. King’s prose is succinct but beautiful. His prose is all over THE LIFE OF CHUCK. It’s a…

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

FINAL RECKONING, second time: Enjoyed it a lot more. You have to give it up for the sheer filmcraft on display. There are silly moments but I appreciate that they embrace that, and that the movie is sincere about what it’s doing. Really want to see how they filmed the sub sequence. 

Also, fuck AI.

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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

2023

★½ 1

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA - I’m just about ready to tap out of the Marvel Cinematic Universe altogether. I’m sure a lot happens in this, and it certainly looks shiny enough, but I can’t for the life of me relate to any of it. Sorry. Think I’m done.

Dune: Part Two

2024

★★★★★ Liked 1

DUNE PART TWO: Epic filmmaking on a scale that we haven’t seen since THE RETURN OF THE KING. I will be seeing this again, many times. I loved Timotheé Chalamet in this, as the reluctant messiah called to challenge the universe. What a movie. Tremendously great.

DUNE PART TWO doesn’t get David Lynch-weird, but it does get weird. There are some interesting choices made in the story that differ from the novel; Villeneuve was definitely paying attention when people complained of the white savior narrative.