Feels like a proto video essay but with a strange mix of fiction and reality.

The prompt that lead me to this movie was "a movie that is offensive." Maybe I should have picked some Daily Wire abomination because this was actually funny. How is Sacha Baron Cohen still alive after this like seriously. And I actually haven't seen Borat but maybe I will now.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Lily-Rose Depp's physical performance was really incredible to see. I am actually in of the Count's mustache. Quite the creepy atmosphere. Beautiful closing shot. Doesn't quite top The Substance as my favorite horror movie of the year, but it's definitely up there.
How do I review this. First of all I thought this was amazing. Extremely creepy. A lot of the elements could come off as cheap but I think they were pulled off very well. I get why people hate this but I don't care. Yes this requires every ounce of attention. And yes it is deserving of that. Top to bottom I was on the edge of my seat. It was unbearable in a good way and in a bad…