Burning

2018

★★★★ Liked Watched

Talk about a slow burning thriller.

That dream sequence has me feeling some type of way.

Conclave

2024

★★★ Liked Watched

I wish I loved this more, I appreciated it but it didn’t completely engage me.

Shrek

2001

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

The opening of this movie transports me into my childhood

Rise of the Guardians

2012

★★★ Liked Rewatched

Where was the Benadryl Hat Man? 

Dude would be a dynamic duo with The Sandman, prime Shaq and Kobe stuff.

Death Becomes Her

1992

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Crazy how they are just ripping off The Substance. Hollywood is bankrupt smh. 

Some awesome effects, some weird early Zemeckis VFX work, and some hilarious performances make for an endlessly rewatchable body horror ish romp. 

Saw the rotten tomatoes score was a 55% on this and was appalled. Truly ahead of its time.

Gone in Sixty Seconds

2000

★★★ Liked Watched

5 minutes in I was convinced this was gonna be a 5 bang entry to the Rage Cage. 



There is a conversation in the middle of this movie where an Asian woman who can’t drive has a conversation with a black man who says it’s okay because he can’t swim. This serves no plot purpose, and reads more like a racist observation than even a racist joke ( which would obviously still be bad). 


The concept alone was still enough…

Clue

1985

★★★★ Liked 1

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Snow White and the Huntsman

2012

★★ Watched

An epic Rupert Sanders classic, I’d even venture to say it’s his best work. 

What a cast.

The Holdovers

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

This is pretty much everything you could want in a holiday movie. It’s a perfect pick me up when you’re feeling down, it’s a great comedy when you need a little chuckle and most importantly it has a stinky protagonist who just needs some love. 

The soundtrack was lovely, the movie looked gorgeous and the 3 lead performances were some of the best of the year. This easily lived up to all the hype.

Eaten Alive

1976

★★★ Watched

The big highlight here is young Robert Englund playing pervert Buck who’s rearin to… well you know. I picked this one because it’s both a Hooper flick and can fit into my gator/crocodile double feature I’ll be completing with Alligator up next. 

This was so unbelievably red, so much so that it made most giallo films look unsaturated. Sometimes this really worked, like in the exterior shots of the hotel, but sometimes it added nothing to the film.

This was no Texas Chainsaw massacre in of smelly atmosphere, but it was definitely still very grimy and off putting.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

2002

★★★ Liked Watched

A lovely family rom com to watch when you are beginning to plan your own wedding, gives me a little hope we can work it out with my ridiculously massive family haha. 

Also ITS AIDAN FROM SEX AND THE CITY

The Love Witch

2016

★★★ Liked 1

A wonderfully fun movie but I feel like her love potion began to wear off by around the 90 minute mark, just not quite potent enough to fit the runtime. 

This is going to be a verrry interesting episode of 70mm. 


Also the TERF stuff with the director is very disappointing and I wanted to bring attention to it even if it did not impact my opinion of the film itself.