"I didn't feel like getting married, but it seemed to be the thing to do, as they say."

Feels silly to assign a rating here. Slow and deliberate and somewhat confronting to a robot like me, married to the routine.

"For every life you try to save, you gamble millions more."

Hard not to feel underwhelmed here. The submarine sequence did nothing for me, nor did the retcons and callbacks to earlier entries. Wish Pom Klementieff had more to do!

Kingdom Hearts but without anime hair.

"This relationship will have respect but not love."

My favourite part was the disclaimer at the start saying the bull scene used CGI and that no animals were harmed. I mean, the dog in the first Toy Story looked more real than that bull.

There are far too many sequences of characters staring out of windows and standing in the rain that could have gone towards simplifying the nonsensical plot but the costumes and sets are stunning.