It's not often that I watch a movie that warps my definition of the word "movie" but when you finish a movie and then you realize that so much crazy shit happened that you forgot that Andy Dick was in it, you know you just watched something truly special.

The sets are constantly falling apart. Lines get fucked up constantly even though it's obvious some people are reading them from cue cards. Decisions are made that don't make any sense.…

Road Hell is something incredibly special. Words cannot properly describe how this movie has crawled underneath my skin and completely taken over my entire brain. It's truly perfect.

I've been a huge fan of Pete Jacelone's movies for years now but I've always put off buying this one. Something about it just didn't seem like it was much of a priority. It's just an anthology called Road Hell, it couldn't possibly be more interesting than something called Chad's Dental Nightmare.…

There is no conceivable universe where I don't immediately fall in love with this movie. The aliens look ridiculous, they say hilariously juvenile shit constantly, and they're just here to ball, man. Truly a masterpiece.

The movie opens up with our two heroes, Sergeant Jerkoff and Private Asshole (amazing) wandering into a brothel and watching some fucking to figure out where the human vagina is located. Then they buy some time and get at it themselves. After that they mostly…