4v291o

was waiting to feel the satisfaction of this delaney rowe character annoying ass bitch death but it never came… she did not learn her lesson or take ability for getting everyone in this mess w her damn manic pixie dream girl narcissism…. justice for benji

sexy and autistic

hard to see someone else living your dream… would love to spawn into existence with an impeccable wardrobe and nothing but blind all consuming love for my other

forced to go full schizo mode w those little guys in her head at the end huh

moral of the story: weird kids who get bullied deserve it

can’t the last time i sobbed at a piece of media like this idk maybe it’s cuz paul giamatti kinda reminds me of my dad even though he hates when ppl say that 

eternal sunshine vibes 
A+

they kicked me off the no copay tier of medicare and it felt like this

those little guys were so cute but i’d also be tempted to crush one with a rock just once

criminal to have a sapphic story and not make me feel anything

also why was she talking like that in the 1940s

hell hath no fury like a wife guy scorned

wanted to watch something to get me excited to go live in but this just reminded me how much i hate french people

(only got lile 30 minutes into it)

mickey 17 is just dune for people who’s cacio e pepe is lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter pasta 

mickey 17 is just dune for people who’s olivia rodrigo is mitski

mickey 17 is just dune directed by wes anderson but it’s actually directed by bong joon ho

i just know ruffalo had so much fun doing his little trump thing

robert pattinson you will always be famous

bob dylan got that autistic white boy swag 

funny that i only found timmy’s performance convincing once bob started to get famous and douchier

always had a soft spot for dylan even though my best friend jamie says he sounds like he swallowed a kazoo.

wish we got to see some later dylan life bc my favorite songs are off blonde on blonde and self portrait

would’ve been a 5 star film if it ended after the first act but the second dasha came on screen i docked a star

AI bad !!!!!!!

really wish it didn’t drag on and jerk itself off in the end because thematically it had everything to make my perfect film — love and longing + doomed fate + sci fi. where was the third act? we deserved more explanation on the Sci-Fi side and less Elliot Rogers plot 

lea seydoux you are a beautiful angel and by far my most accurate celebrity lookalike you can do no wrong in my eyes ever

CLASSIC tom and jerry scenario

you never know what they’re gonna throw at you in the third act of these 

really funny to shoot in Nice because it looks just like LA they didn’t have to do all that

who the hell says croissant like that

if they had shown this in civics class instead of 12 angry men i probably wouldn’t have fallen asleep 

a little confused about how he didn’t see what he hit? with the guard rail like wouldn’t she have to fly over it? it sounded like he thunked and drove over her body but if she flew over the guard rail i just feel like he would’ve seen…

toni collette showing up at the end likeeeee i hate a dumb bitch who believes in tHe LaW and jUsTiCe !!! it’s all a sham!!! who wins in the end other than the prison industrial complex!!!!

the vatican has gone woke

(watching him zipline across the gorge to her) what a man will do for good pussy

(watching her jump into the gorge after him) what a woman will do for good dick

i feel a spiritual kinship with this crazy batshit insane woman

so lemme get this straight
elphaba = hamas
galinda = liberal zionist NYU girl with an eating disorder
the wizard of oz = bibi netanyahu 
oz = tel aviv (everyone gay)

if i was married to andrew garfield and i got cancer i would find a way to beat it just saying*

*shed a few tears genuinely

lord of the flies if it happened in hudson yards

dark woke latinx mrs doubtfire …..

…..it was a jewish doctor

WESTERN FEMINISM FOR THE WIN

sort of didn’t pay attention the whole movie bc i was hungover and on my phone and then went to wash my hair halfway through but i don’t really like emily blunt she has critical resting bitch face and i thought it was a bit all over the place from what i saw

1. when he was peeling his face off i was like “wow this must be what being on accutane feels like”

2. saw a cop on the subway once who had a different form of this condition and i was like damn acab but i still feel bad for this guy

3. this is just the boy version of the substance 

4. was giving kaufman synecdoche ny

frank needs to be put in ability training so he can be held responsible for his toxic behavior

i know from the second i saw that male manipulator mustache that that guy was trouble…

nosferatu lowkey groomed her … #cancelhim

me 5 minutes in: wow that guy really looks like ice cube

All that leftover food on the diner table pissed me off. Box that shit up if you’re both so broke

might fuck around and drink myself to death

rip to the victims of little saint channing tatum island. you would’ve loved my indie pop song Lolita Express

whole movie pissed me off from the initial premise to every characters dumb ass behavior. and who the hell goes to the box office and buys concert tickets in person anymore.

kendall roy got aids and died :(

• 2 Days in Paris
• A Good Year
• Betty Blue
• Last Tango in Paris
• Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
• Eat the Night
• Va Savoir (Who Knows?)
• My King
• La Collectionneuse
• Blue Is the Warmest Color

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I’m going to write a dinner party movie

• Coherence
• The Man from Earth
• Dinner for Schmucks
• The Feast
• The Invitation
• Nothing to Hide
• The Menu

• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Synecdoche, New York
• Being John Malkovich
• The Graduate
• Black Bear
• The French Dispatch
• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
• Call Me by Your Name
• Before Sunrise
• Donnie Darko

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