i'm walking out of the movie theater in a flabbergasted daze, incredibly confused at the choices i just witnessed. it's cold out and i stop for a moment to stretch. a very attractive girl, around my age, comes out the door and just kind of sighs.

i'm asked: "that was dog shit, yeah? am i crazy for thinking that?"
"no lol you absolutely nailed it. whatever that was aught to be a criminal offense."

she laughed at that and i…