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if i had a nickel for every time i related to a lewis pullman character even in the slightest way, i’d have two nickels (bob reynolds)

have zero plans to smoke anything but lewis pullman is part of my blunt rotation

sad cowboy lewis pullman omg :(

i want lewis pullman to yell that he loves me through a traffic cone </3

lewis pullman almost naked dancing to teenage dream was cinematic excellence

oh :(

i’ve only watched ppl play the game so maybe my opinion doesn’t matter but like…bro 💀

it was fun but the trilogy solos with ease

and just what do you think they did? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

lewis pullman as an author fighting vampires? yeah…#wantthat #needthat #needthatbadly #desirethat

now it’s lewis pullman that has me just watching ANYTHING at this point

legit wanted to scream at every death, just pure insanity 

RIP tony todd, there will never be another you ❤️

A24 should pick this up!

“you keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home”

i am so lucky to be alive in the same time as ryan coogler

hey! maybe don’t do that!

the movie not many expected to be the high point of the mcu ended being the high point of the mcu
funny how that works, huh?

short film and feature length film are equally fire

guess clowns in horror aren’t always cool 😔

shoutout to tom hardy for being both super hot and weirdly unhinged in this

they didn’t think to lock me in the car with bill skarsgård? 😔

these movies look rlly rlly fun to make!

when they mentioned this walrus mf i was so dead serious when i thought wallace the walrus from the hit 2014 film tusk was gonna show up…

i mean…it looks really nice!

movie: *dark narration and constant murder and tension*

credits: AND IF THE DOUBLE DECKER BUSSSSSSS CRASHES INTO USSSSSSSSSS

hayden panettiere my queen ✨

robert pattinson future award winner!

jack quaid my cutie patootie action star <3

the boys series finale goes crazy 😭🙏

a tubi W?…IN THIS ECONOMY?!

would any of this have happen if kodak black drove the boat?

just kept screaming “THIRTY DIVIDED BY FIVE IS SIX” for a good chunk of the beginning of this

A24 will get their hands on this somehow

WHY DOES THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE LOOK LIKE THAT

if i had a nickel for every time samara weaving was in a movie involved with a wedding gone wrong, i’d have two nickels…soon to be three!

i guess…something came at night? i don’t know what! but apparently something did!

not as bad as the other public domain horror movies but still one of the longest one hour and twenty nine minutes of my life

i actually still really like the whole “ohhh we’re going to a nice place- OH NO ITS ACTUALLY EVIL” movies, this one is just unfortunately my least favourite one

ily rachel sennott

…at least tony todd got paid!

i mean…i mean it’s fine!

antiviral but also not as cool as antiviral…but still cool?

might be the greatest sleep aid of all time

this is seriously the most british thing to ever british in the history of britain

edit: watched the show, it absolutely rules and my review would basically be the same

basically possessor before possessor released
and i loved possessor 
so yeah this was cool

fun! can’t wait to see his full length movie coming out later this year from neon where’s it’s implied that two people’s bodies are LITERALLY FUSING TOGETHER

another cronenberg enters the server…with a pretty fun movie i must say!

did luca guadagnino do something to the academy cause i swear this could’ve gotten some oscar nominations

a lot of stabbing in this, score is dope…and that’s all you’ll get from this!

i just ed recently that back when this movie came out they apparently paid for good reviews
decided to finally check it out for myself to finally confirm that it’s a two pack of ass

the cutest skeleton ever 🥹

no not every movie of 2025 is here don’t kill me lol (continuing ranking before 2026 oscars)

• Sinners
• The Monkey
• Mickey 17
• Thunderbolts*
• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Companion
• Locked
• Havoc
• Novocaine
• Borderline

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

if there’s only two movies (unless the first movie was released in the 2010s) and the franchise is building up within the 2020s decade (smile, the black phone, etc) it doesn’t count here

• Saw X
• Evil Dead Rise
• Prey
• Scream VI
• The First Omen
• Final Destination Bloodlines
• Scream
• A Quiet Place: Day One
• Candyman
• Terrifier 3

...plus 23 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

this list is forever growing (not in order btw!!)

• Deadpool
• Deadpool 2
• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• Nosferatu
• Get Out
• Us
• Nope
• Parasite

...plus 93 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

1. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
2. Guardians of the Galaxy
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
4. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Thunderbolts*
6. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
7. Spider-Man: No Way Home
8. Thor: Ragnarok
9. The Avengers
10. Captain America: Civil War

...plus 25 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

not in order tho

• Five Nights at Freddy's 2
• Mickey 17
• 28 Years Later
• Superman
• The Fantastic Four: First Steps
• Wolf Man
• Frankenstein
• Mortal Kombat II
• The Monkey
• From the World of John Wick: Ballerina

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

links will be provided for all my non review entries if u ever wanna read them or if i ever wanna look back on them <3

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no not every movie of 2024 is here don’t kill me lol (continuing ranking before 2025 oscars)(and before you kill me the bottom ones are ones i couldn’t rate but are still ranked by enjoyment)

1. Nosferatu
2. Longlegs
3. The Substance
4. Deadpool & Wolverine
5. Dune: Part Two
6. The Wild Robot
7. Transformers One
8. Memoir of a Snail
9. Challengers
10. The First Omen

...plus 86 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

mere months apart btw…#noticing

• Sonic the Hedgehog 3
• The Monkey
• Mickey 17
• Sinners

best to worst…okay maybe not worst

• The Monkey
• Longlegs
• The Blackcoat's Daughter
• Gretel & Hansel
• I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

monke (but it’s only movies from the 2020s cause i’m noticing a crazy pattern, a shift in the universe if you will)

• The Monkey
• Monkey Man
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
• Better Man
• Godzilla vs. Kong
• Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

best to worst

• Longlegs
• Possessor
• Parasite
• Oldboy
• Anora
• Crimes of the Future
• Infinity Pool
• The Lodge
• Immaculate
• Portrait of a Lady on Fire

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

• Hereditary
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Ex Machina
• Talk to Me
• Good Time
• The Lighthouse
• The Witch
• Pearl
• I Saw the TV Glow
• The Zone of Interest

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst…cause my god (his music don’t miss tho)

• Halloween
• The Lords of Salem
• The Devil's Rejects
• House of 1000 Corpses
• 31
• 3 from Hell
• Halloween II

this will probably change and probably not be in order

• Deadpool
• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• It
• Saw
• Inception
• Possessor
• The House That Jack Built
• Mandy
• John Wick: Chapter 4
• Upgrade

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Venom: The Last Dance
• The Crow
• Kraven the Hunter
• Madame Web
• Hellboy: The Crooked Man
• Joker: Folie à Deux

best to worst (even tho the bar is in hell)

1. Venom: Let There Be Carnage
2. Venom
3. Venom: The Last Dance
4. Kraven the Hunter
5. Madame Web
6. Morbius

best to worst 
(even tho there’s no bad evil dead movie)

• Evil Dead II
• Evil Dead Rise
• Evil Dead
• The Evil Dead
• Army of Darkness

best to worst…yeah

• Terrifier 3
• Terrifier 2
• Terrifier
• Terrifier
• All Hallows' Eve
• The 9th Circle
• Frankenstein vs. The Mummy

best to worst…cause jesus fucking christ dude

• Terrifier 3
• Terrifier 2
• Terrifier
• Terrifier
• All Hallows' Eve
• The 9th Circle

my whole childhood is coming back to me 🥲❤️

• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Five Nights at Freddy's 2
• Bendy and the Ink Machine
• Hello Neighbor: The Movie

best to worst…cause holy fucking shit

• Transformers One
• Bumblebee
• Transformers
• Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Transformers: The Last Knight

not in order tho

• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Venom: The Last Dance
• Joker: Folie à Deux
• Nosferatu
• Dune: Part Two
• Sonic the Hedgehog 3
• Terrifier 3
• MaXXXine
• The Crow
• A Quiet Place: Day One

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

every film i’ve watched for the first time in october!
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2022: all hallows eve (2013) - drag me to hell (2009)

2023: climax (2018) - the exorcist: believer (2023)

2024: swallowed (2022) -

• All Hallows' Eve
• The Strangers
• The Strangers: Prey at Night
• Werewolf by Night
• Hellraiser
• All Hallows' Eve 2
• Men
• Bodies Bodies Bodies
• Halloween Ends
• The Haunting in Connecticut

...plus 83 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst (cause…ughhhhh)

• V/H/S/99
• V/H/S/Beyond
• V/H/S/94
• V/H/S/2
• V/H/S/85
• V/H/S
• V/H/S: Viral

so much cool movies from this decade so far why not rank everything i’ve seen?

• Longlegs
• Nope
• Barbarian
• Possessor
• Saw X
• Talk to Me
• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Evil Dead Rise
• Scream VI
• Pearl

...plus 89 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst (but he hasn’t missed yet honestly)

• Evil Dead
• Alien: Romulus
• Don't Breathe

best to worst (might die over this opinion)

• Alien
• Aliens
• Alien: Romulus
• Prometheus
• Alien³
• Alien: Covenant
• AVP: Alien vs. Predator
• Alien Resurrection
• Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

best to worst (…causeeeee)

1. The Conjuring
2. The Conjuring 2
3. Annabelle: Creation
4. Annabelle Comes Home
5. The Nun
6. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
7. The Nun II
8. Annabelle
9. The Curse of La Llorona

i actually really like some of these! some are even favourites of mine! but others…not so much (also not in order of how much they fucked me up)

• Cannibal Holocaust
• The Green Inferno
• Hereditary
• Midsommar
• Beau Is Afraid
• Saltburn
• Titane
• When Evil Lurks
• Mandy
• Beyond the Black Rainbow

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I wouldn’t make my worst enemy watch these films..that’s how much I despise them

i wouldn’t touch these fucking movies with a ten foot pole

if i was in a room where one of these movies are playing on a tv and there was a gun laying in the middle of the room i would shoot the tv

you couldn’t pay me all the money of the fucking planet to get me to suffer through any of these again

if i didn’t need therapy already then i fucking need it now 

this shit has me out loud saying that cinema is dead

• Captive State
• Zoolander 2
• The New Mutants
• Justice League
• Fantastic Four
• Toys of Terror
• Keeping Up with the Joneses
• Slender Man
• Truth or Dare
• Megan Is Missing

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

• The Strangers
• The Strangers: Prey at Night
• The Strangers: Chapter 1

best to worst (cause i’ll only defend him…sometimes)

• Deadpool 2
• Bullet Train
• The Fall Guy
• Atomic Blonde
• Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

best to worst but i’m glad they improved!

• Scream VI
• Ready or Not
• Scream
• Devil's Due

best to worst

• Friday the 13th Part 2
• Friday the 13th
• Friday the 13th
• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Freddy vs. Jason
• Friday the 13th Part III
• Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
• Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
• Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
• Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst

• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
• The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• Texas Chainsaw 3D
• Leatherface
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre

best to worst

• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• New Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
• Freddy vs. Jason
• Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
• A Nightmare on Elm Street

best to worst (only their horror and thriller movies, the other stuff they’ve put out deserves it own list 😭)

• Five Nights at Freddy's
• Get Out
• Halloween
• Us
• Insidious
• Upgrade
• The Black Phone
• Sinister
• The Visit
• The Invisible Man

...plus 49 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

⚠️THIS IS NOT A RANKING⚠️
predicted win: oppenheimer 
actual win: oppenheimer

• American Fiction
• Anatomy of a Fall
• Barbie
• The Holdovers
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• Maestro
• Oppenheimer
• Past Lives
• Poor Things
• The Zone of Interest

no not every movie of 2023 is here don’t kill me lol (continuing ranking before 2024 oscars)

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. John Wick: Chapter 4
3. Oppenheimer
4. Barbie
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
6. Saw X
7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
8. Talk to Me
9. Past Lives
10. The Holdovers

...plus 66 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst
(update as of 1/31/23): here lies the dceu, thank you for the memories both fun and painful

1. The Suicide Squad
2. Zack Snyder's Justice League
3. Wonder Woman
4. Shazam!
5. Man of Steel
6. Aquaman
7. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
8. Shazam! Fury of the Gods
9. Black Adam
10. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst
(even tho he hasn’t made anything flat out horrible…)

• Saw
• Insidious
• The Conjuring
• The Conjuring 2
• Insidious: Chapter 2
• Furious 7
• Aquaman
• Malignant
• Dead Silence
• Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

best to worst

• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
• Blue Beetle
• Nimona
• The Marvels
• Shazam! Fury of the Gods
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
• Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
• The Flash

i defend the deadpool franchise like the fucking navy. i didn’t make these movies! i wasn’t in them! but i will act like i was the way i will defend the deadpool character and movies (besides x-men origins: wolverine). ryan reynolds is the father, hugh jackman is the son and i don’t know who the holy spirit is because this trilogy has had three fucking directors.

• Deadpool
• Deadpool 2
• Deadpool & Wolverine
• Once Upon a Deadpool
• Deadpool: No Good Deed
• Deadpool: From Comics to Screen... to Screen
• X-Men Origins: Wolverine

made this list because i get confused all the time

and too many people ask me the order and i just have to sit there like “uhhhh”

got the list from thepopverse.com so i can be completely wrong and i can send this to a person and they’ll watch the mcu in a complete different order than what it’s suppose to be…and that’d be hilarious

• Captain America: The First Avenger
• Captain Marvel
• Iron Man
• Iron Man 2
• The Incredible Hulk
• Thor
• The Avengers
• Iron Man 3
• Thor: The Dark World
• Captain America: The Winter Soldier

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

i really love my mom

• Malignant
• M3GAN

best to worst cause my man doesn’t miss!

• Upgrade
• The Invisible Man
• Insidious: Chapter 3

best to worst even tho nolan has never made anything bad in his life tbh!

• Oppenheimer
• Inception
• Interstellar
• The Dark Knight
• Dunkirk
• The Dark Knight Rises
• Tenet
• The Prestige
• Batman Begins
• Memento

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

best to worst (even tho there isn’t a worst)

• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
• The Hunger Games
• The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
• The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

best to worst…gotta be fair when it comes to family

• Furious 7
• Fast Five
• The Fast and the Furious
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
• Fast & Furious 6
• 2 Fast 2 Furious
• Fast & Furious
• The Fate of the Furious
• Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
• F9

goddamn these took long to come out!
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Five Nights At Freddy’s (2023): 8.5 years
The Flash (2023): 35 years

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