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That’s a case of the Mondays if I’ve ever seen one

This was so much fun to watch (.)(.)(.)

Do not mistake it, this is a very important film

Sadness comes in many forms

Taco Bell does go hard like that tho

neepul TWIIIIIIIIIIIIST

I thought I already reviewed this but here we are. Haven’t seen it in around 8 years. I it made me want to book a holiday, so I did. The events of that holiday stay between me and Easy Jet. Eat some pasta.

I watched 20 minutes and heard there was 80 left so I’ve decided I’ve watched it and watched something else. There. I’ve done it. Now f**k off

Life happens when you think you want to be David’s character and realising you’re Benji

At least Rocketman and Bo-Rap had funky outfits. This just had either frizzy hair or receding hair. Good music though 🤟

Refn taught him a thing or two

Trauma Dump: The Movie

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

We are not venom

The CGI: Havoc
The production: Havoc
The violence: Havoc
The plot: …HAVOC…

Bro looks so nice they cast him twice

Rocky took Walter’s load didn’t he

Sometimes I think my Snapchat A.I has a crush on me

I crashed out on Minecraft at 14. This is valid.

This review may contain spoilers.

Suck it ancestry.com

The gc has leaked, your eminence

Watching this after a J was a bad (great) idea

PDA: the movie

Idc that ending still got me vibing 🦁👑

I had the pleasure of watching the 60% rendered version of the movie online and it acc changed everything

Watched on Thursday February 20, 2025.

The forbidden nut

Watched on Wednesday January 8, 2025.

First act bro was the beer hunter

Watched on Thursday December 26, 2024.

Cost of living crisis 
Misuse of police funds
Unethical Zoos
Abuse of Ai
This film has covered it all

The fact the guy who wrote this made, not 1. Not 2. Not 3. But 7 ratchet and clank screenplays gave me the ultimate bug

Nutella? More like Nut & don’t tell her

Looking back, this film sucked maximus cocksimus

He’s totally Roman, his nose is roamin all over his face

That traumatised kid was the hero

Cronenberg rlly said “blinking is for pussies”

Watched on Tuesday October 29, 2024.

But has she ever been hit in the balls rlly hard?

She was pretty hysterical if u ask me

Brains gets you far…boobs get you farther

Would’ve been interesting but the guy sat to my left laughed at inappropriate moments and the guy behind me was burping and mouth breathing heavily

I hope they meet the dog again

Superman and Reacher kill Hugo Stiglitz

Super chill

Yorgos needs to stop lying to studios for funding.

Watched on Sunday July 7, 2024.

What in the K-hole…

Creepy rating 4/5
Starting rating 4.5/5
End rating 3.75/5
Stephen King rating 3.5/5
Worth the 10 hours rating 2/5

Still binged it like a mf tho

Watched on Wednesday May 29, 2024.

Pretentious picks

• The Seventh Seal
• The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
• Berberian Sound Studio
• A Matter of Life and Death
• Paris, Texas
• Oppenheimer
• The Banshees of Inisherin
• Men
• Fresh
• Licorice Pizza

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If u can’t look, listen

• Tenet
• Oppenheimer
• The Shawshank Redemption
• Inception
• Steve Jobs
• Prisoners
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• Gone Girl
• Sicario
• Whiplash

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Put these in ur pipe and smoke it

• Minari
• Aftersun
• Till
• Bones and All
• The Banshees of Inisherin
• Triangle of Sadness
• My Son
• Licorice Pizza
• Shiva Baby
• Normal People

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Don’t Yuck my Yum but these films have me looking up at the stars like, ✨damn✨

• Ad Astra

  V similar to interstellar but a little more consistent in direction (hulluva lot shorter too) 🤌

• Interstellar

  Had the 💫pleasure💫 of being able to watch this in cinema and as much as I needed to pee, I couldn’t miss a moment. Defo one of Nolan’s greatest films so far, if u have D A D D Y   I S S U E S   then this may be a tear jerker.

  If u don’t have neighbours then play at full volume, if u do then sry full immersion cannot be achieved at this time 🥺

  The soundtrack by Zim-Zimmer is 🤌🤌🤌

• Under the Skin

  ✨THIS FILM✨ 

  WowWowWeeWaa, this film is a slow burner but once you’re in - You. Are. Hooked. 

  Like I said, it’s starts slow, but if u like eerie “omg she did what?” Kind of spooky sci do then get urself a bottle of wine and put them lights down low. 

  Scar-Jo is incrediblé and will question ur sexuality many times

• The Martian

  Best comedy of 2015

• Ex Machina

  Oscar Isaac and Alicia bloom so much, this is a chefs kiss - v grounded, subtle in places and 🫢 in others. 

• Gravity

  Very well made, slightly predictable at times but doesn’t take away from the enjoyment - another fantastic soundtrack 2. 

• Moon

  I ❤️‍🔥 Sam Rockwell and never have I seen him so infused with a character-concept that it’s so easy to watch (but also hard given the character-arc)

  ✨if you know; you know✨

  V simple concept, essentially an expanded short film of ygm

• A.I. Artificial Intelligence

  Im glad I watched this in my 20’s rather than in my teen days, as much as it is long and transports you to many fantastical places, the heart of the film is Haley Joel Osment and u can’t help but rlly root for him. 

  Spielberg loves his set pieces and grandiose spectacles so trust that he knows what he’s doing. 

  Also Jude Law is 🥵 as always 

• Everything Everywhere All at Once

  Multiverses are ✨in✨

  so so so much better than Dr Strange 2 in tapping into a heartfelt plot within a multiversal plot ((not that I should compare but they came out in the same year, how could I NOT?!?!))

  so so so funny, so so so cool, so so so well-made and so so so rewarding 

• Dune

  This is Star Wars for people that wear adult size clothing

  Went into watching it not knowing anything about the lore, history or plot details…found it very ‘Game of Thrones’-ey with the ideas of Houses representing different valour’s of strength but the galactic scale of the story but wraps around you and holds u hostage…

  I say this because this was very much Stockholm Syndrome kind of love as not knowing what to expect, I found my eyeline darting back and forth trying to pick up as much info as I could wherever possible! It was exhausting but a 2nd watch granted me enlightenment. 

  v rich storytelling and another gr8 Zim-Zimmer Zoundtrack and ofc we can’t leave out Denis! What a knockout director

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It’s personal, no backsies

1. Ponyo
2. Howl's Moving Castle
3. Porco Rosso
4. Princess Mononoke
5. Spirited Away
6. Kiki's Delivery Service
7. The Secret World of Arrietty
8. My Neighbor Totoro
9. Castle in the Sky
10. The Tale of The Princess Kaguya

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turn off your brain n watch stuff blow up fr

• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible III
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible II
• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Mad Max: Fury Road
• Inception
• TRON: Legacy

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A collection of the weird and the wonderful

• Under the Silver Lake
• The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
• Being John Malkovich
• Suspiria
• eXistenZ
• Cosmopolis
• The Lobster
• The Killing of a Sacred Deer
• Raw
• Fresh

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1. Black Mirror: San Junipero
2. Black Mirror: The Entire History of You
3. Black Mirror: Fifteen Million Merits
4. Black Mirror: Black Museum
5. Black Mirror: Hang the DJ
6. Black Mirror: White Bear
7. Black Mirror: Smithereens
8. Black Mirror: Metalhead
9. Black Mirror: Crocodile
10. Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance

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