I'm nostalgic as shit for the first film. I just never get bored of it...fuck it, five stars.
Mission: Impossible was the first Tom Cruise film I ever saw way back as a ten year old, burgeoning movie nerd and I loved it so much I cried when my dad snipped the tape with scissors because I was being a titanic prick. In retrospect I deserved a lot worse.
When a catastrophic mission in Prague is revealed to be an…
After seven consecutive Arnold Schwarzenegger films going into The Ballad of Buster Scruggs completely blind was certainly an experience. A pleasant one if I'm being unclear. I mean if you can survive Arnie's head inflating like a balloon in Total Recall then watching Liam Neeson's awkward smile before he may or may not throw Harry Potter's dick cousin who has no arms or legs into a ravine is nothing.
The Coen brothers return to America's post-civil war western frontier with…
What's better than one Arnold Schwarzenegger? Two Arnold Schwarzeneggers. What's better than The 6th Day? A lot of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. This wasn't outright crap but it's so batshit throughout it was hard to give it two stars...which this probably is.
In the not too distant future where human cloning is outlawed, a helicopter pilot (Schwarzenegger) is shocked to discover his doppelganger enjoying a party in his honour with his family and soon gets involved in a nefarious conspiracy that…
Arnold Schwarzenegger is probably only the second Austrian to through Colombia in 60 years.
When his wife and young son are killed in a Los Angeles terror attack, firefighter Gordy Brewer (Arnold Schwarzenegger) decides to track down notorious guerilla terrorist, El Lobo (a solid Cliff Curtis) in Colombia when government agency involvement hits a dead end.
This marks the end to the first period of my Arniessance. Collateral Damage is a able revenge thriller that's light on excitement and…
