it’s kind of crazy how much plot they expect you to from a trashy (but fun!) 2018 movie. yeah, it’s sillier and goofier than the original but it’s a sequel babes. also, like blake is good but i low-key think this is the role of a lifetime for miss kendrick. i hope alex newell had fun in italy!

woody allen being the worst part of any woody allen movie, naturally. dianne weist doing coke in her crazy outfits was making me laughh. the jumpy narrative didn’t really work for me. also soon-yi jump scare!!!!!

jodie foster throwing back Diet Cokes in a sports bra had me so giddy

a horror movie about jordan firstman pitching you his project at a nude beach