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More endings than return of the King (by a lot!)

There are TWO former Oregon Shakespeare Festival actors named Ray in this film! 🤯

NO ORIGIN STORY FOR BAH HUMBUG?!?!

Bold departure from the campy 1933 film and much, much scarier. It's like the best-made and most terrifying lifetime movie, but with horror and sci fi elements that don't seem too far-fetched because of the way the world of the film is built up. And it's full of twists and SURPRISES! I don't want to give anything away, so the rest of this review will be invisible...

What a ride! 🚂 😱

Fun story: In the third grade, a substitute teacher read the first part of the book to us in school. She was very glamorous and charismatic. At the end of class, I went up to her to tell her how much I enjoyed her reading and saw that she was wearing square-toed shoes, and her hair was a wig! Our normal teacher came back the next day and I never saw that substitute teacher again, but after seeing this movie recently, I realized that she had dressed exactly like Anjelica Huston in this film! How lucky we kids were that day to either have a cosplaying actress as substitute, or to have all escaped from a real witch attack! So watching this movie was highly enjoyable, but I won’t bore you any longer with this lengthy review. Besides, it’s about time I should crawl back inside of my painting...

SPOILERS: Nothing keeps me on the edge of my seat more than seeing a fluffy white cat go outside in the woods at night — especially in a horror movie!

This show beat me up so bad I ended up in a hospital on Guerrero St

Hoping that the next reboot shows Leatherface traveling around the country and having a chainsaw massacre in each state. I can already tell that the Florida one will be a smash hit.

Rewatching this again gave me such nostalgia.

This is a movie where a vengeful actor commits Shakespeare-themed murders against those who critiqued him...So I have nothing bad to say about it!

Five knives way way out for this one. 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Infectiously good. Really crawls under your skin. Will make you second guess anybody’s recommendation about anything. ...wait a minute...

“Moana” on ice? ❄️

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... whenever Jesse Plemons shows up, somebody’s gonna go missing or die under mysterious circumstances.

This movie gave me unrealistic expectations about the amount of waltzing that goes on in grand central station

Who knew the story behind jazz hands was so heartbreaking?

All it needed was one scene of Adam Driver driving somebody and it would’ve gotten best picture

I liked it but like... I don’t really it all that well... something about a creepy clown? Some kids were there? Bicycle?

Once there was a film that wanted to be the scariest of them all, so it decided to set itself during the Nixon election

Even if I hadn’t been a script supervisor on this film, I’d still give it 5 stars for going as boldly as it did to where it went. Low budget indie Oregon horror at its finest.

The real estate agents could have set up full platters of hors-d'oeuvres with all of the red herrings this movie left laying around.

A few of the twists in this one kind are a little convenient and twist logic a little too much in my opinion, but the performances are great and it has some incredible moments.

One of my favorite Black Mirror episodes EVER! Forgot to review earlier because I was too busy forcing people to watch it 📺

The chick with the lollipop is super hot. Completely unbiased opinion 😉

I was in this movie, but would have liked it a lot even if I weren’t

Only ‘90s kids will their mom renting this on VHS and laughing along with the adults who watched it, then rewatching it years later as an adult and wondering why on earth they let a kid watch this film. Has some funny parts but also too many jokes that just don’t fly today.

This movie reminded me of the kind of zombie movie I’d make with my friends in Ashland on a weekend just for fun, except it’s got an actual budget and tons of famous people in it. Note to self that I want to be Jim Jarmusch someday.

I knew I was going to like this movie the second that Windows MovieMaker™️ tribute video started playing

I respect that the animators put a lot of work into this but I’d kind of rather watch these actors dub the voices of random animals in nature documentaries for 2 hours

Favorite horror movie of 2019 so far

This review may contain spoilers.

This is the second movie I’ve seen this year where an old man gets his face smashed in.

DONT LOOK AT PUPPY PICTURES WHILE DRIVING OR YOU’LL SET OFF A DISAPPOINTING NARRATIVE!

I thoroughly enjoyed Brokeback Console

The trailer promised a lot and the movie delivered nothing but disorderly confusion and poor choices no human would make. So I guess it was kind of like one of Ma’s parties?

I can’t give it 5 stars because no Tony Danza cameo 🚘🛣