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From smoke til stack 2: Mississippi blood money.

Watched on Friday May 16, 2025.

I like to think Laettner was ostracized for the rest of the Olympics because his college teammates beat them in 1 pick up game.

70s grit. 80s synth

Half star off for the sloppiest prison shank attempt in film history.

Like many people, I watching the reruns on Comedy Central. A Canadian Monty Python.

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

Mistakes were made.

Week 16: Svengoolie Week
Week 16: Apr. 16-Apr. 22

We’re all here for the doll. That face she makes with the teeth at the end is quite terrifying though.

It was good. It was really good.

Point Break ran so fast and the furious could walk.

Week 15: Park Chan-Wook Week
Week 15: Apr. 9-Apr. 15

Fruit Chan movie- oh that’s fucked up

Park Chan Wook movie - oh, that’s fucked up also.

Miike movie - that’s not quite as fucked up, but still pretty fucked up.

If someone could give me a counter for every time someone said “yeah” in this movie I’d love to see their results.

Inner monologue as I watch Eastwood chug that bottle of whiskey.

“Oh now you fucked up. You have fucked up now, Hackman.”

I wonder how much money these people made on the stock market this week. Butt heads.

Watched on Saturday April 5, 2025.

Week 14: Rod Steiger Week
Week 14: Apr. 2-Apr. 8

Sort of a weird mix between Mother’s Day and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You could certainly do worse but not an 80s horror overlooked gem. Extra half star for the swing death.

Game recognizes game: the movie

Rest easy Kilmer.

Sometimes you’ve got to light a lesser James Bond actor on fire to make money at the box office. We’ve all been there.

Week 13: Ozploitation
Week 13: Mar. 26-Apr. 1

This is probably the best looking exploitation movie ever made. It’s also fantastic that every film that takes place in the outback has characters that look like the B squad of a mad max movie.

I wonder what the facial grooming budget for this movie was.

If you want your Vietnam movie to be more war and less politics, then this is the movie for you.

Hoosiers for millennials.

The lieutenant Dan side story we all needed to see.

This film feels like it was soaked in an ashtray filled with booze in the best way.

Gonna be real awkward when Nuke gets sent back down to the minors in the spring and Crash and Annie are married.

Watched on Friday March 21, 2025.

The end of this movie is probably exactly what John Connor and Kyle Reese’s first interaction was like when the met in the future. But instead of playing catch the fragged terminators.

Sandler to the crowd as his guy is challenging everyone at 1 on 1.

“Come see the amazing basketball, uh, whacker guy!”

Weel 12: Film Noir Week
Week 12: Mar. 19-Mar. 25

I’ve never ridden a train, but if I did, this movie would be the reason why I wouldn’t talk to a soul.

When volunteer coaches tell you fundamentals trump athleticism every day, it’s because of this movie.

Sometimes you’ve got to prank people you just met by luring a grizzly bear into their homes. Just for fun, you know?

Happy St Patrick’s day.

I can appreciate Russel Crowe just being one walking talking intrusive thought in this one.

Week 11: Psychotronic Encyclopedia Week
Week 11: Mar. 12-Mar. 18

Movie does a real good job at making the 4 main characters likable here. Very commendable for a B grade monster movie. The problem here is that it forgets it’s a B grade monster movie. The turtle monster are barely here and the deaths are so infrequent. There’s more jump scares from the dog than there are from these turtles. That’s a real shame because they were cool and the setup in the small town was interesting with the mine.

Leone saw the criticism of his previous westerns being too long and said, “screw you, I’ll make them longer!!!”

Leave it to the Italians to make a great American western.

The original March Madness tournament

Aside from some Buster Keaton stuff I’ve come to the conclusion the silent film era just isn’t for me. I’m too much of a Cretin I suppose.

Watched with Joe Bob.

If you thought Roadhouse was fine but really needed more ninjas, then have I got a movie for you!

Wow. Canon films can actually make a legit good movie. No caveats or excuses. Just a genuinely good movie. Good job!

Sometimes you’ve got to give Stallone 10 million dollars to be in a movie about arm wrasslin. It just feels right, you know?

Week 10: Cannon Group Week
Week 10: Mar. 5-Mar. 11

God bless Cannon films. Who else would see these ninja movies they’re making and think, “we really need to add an exorcist slant here.” Now, it doesn’t totally work, but like many movies from this studio, it’s still a total blast.

I think I’m gonna put my career of competitive Russian roulette on the back burner for a bit after this.

To be sure, Coppola learned his lesson and would never be so careless in financing a ion project again.

My boat rides are typically filled with beer and yacht rock.

I too would have been confused if someone told me they went to marine boot camp just to write about it.

Week 9: Keith David week
Week 9: Feb 26-Mar 4

Sort of three movies smashed together. It’s all good, it’s just too familiar to be honest and kind of runs out of steam after the first half. The heist scene is cool and the face paint has been seared in my head since it came out, it just doesn’t reach the heights of other similar movies. Keith David is great as always. Can we get a grumpy old men reboot with him and Ernie Hudson?

I’m starting to think Nam wasn’t the best idea.

I am here to watch John Rhys Davies fight a giant killer bear.

I am not here to watch a shitty concert film.

Also, who the fuck scored this?

I bet if Robert Eggers made a hip hop record he would go by Bobby Eggs.

Also, 3 people fuck themselves to death in the span of 5 minutes in this movie.

Mainly bad guys doing mainly illegal things.

1. Heat
2. Fargo
3. Point Break
4. Layer Cake
5. To Live and Die in L.A.
6. The Last Stop in Yuma County
7. Greedy People

Just ranking sports movies as I watch them.

1. Hoop Dreams
2. Bull Durham
3. Hoosiers
4. Field of Dreams
5. Miracle
6. Hustle
7. We Beat the Dream Team
8. Rez Ball
9. Fat City

• Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

  Anime week

• Cage

  Reb Brown week

• Beyond Re-Animator

  Vestron video week

• Better Off Dead...

  80s teen comedy week

• Dead Space

  Roger Corman week

• Sugar Hill

  Blaxploitation week

• Dead Presidents

  Keith David week

• The Sword and the Sorcerer

  Albert Pyun week

• The Curse of Frankenstein

  Hammer films week

• Ninja III: The Domination

  Cannon films week

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. For a Few Dollars More
2. A Fistful of Dollars
3. Tombstone
4. Unforgiven
5. Once Upon a Time in the West
6. Lone Star
7. The Quick and the Dead
8. 3:10 to Yuma
9. Jeremiah Johnson

1. Full Metal Jacket
2. Platoon
3. Apocalypse Now
4. Born on the Fourth of July
5. The Deer Hunter
6. Hamburger Hill

• Sonic the Hedgehog 3
• Kneecap
• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
• Rebel Ridge
• Smile 2
• Twisters
• Deadpool & Wolverine

• Carved
• Mr. Crocket
• It's What's Inside
• Salem's Lot
• I Saw the TV Glow
• In a Violent Nature
• The Demon Disorder
• Abigail
• Blackout
• Alien: Romulus

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Dentist
2. The Dentist 2
3. The Surgeon
4. The Paperboy
5. Dark Tower
6. Office Killer
7. The Carpenter
8. Psycho Cop
9. Psycho Cop Returns
10. American Psycho

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Evil Dead II
• The Evil Dead
• Evil Dead
• Army of Darkness
• Evil Dead Rise

1. Halloween
2. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
3. Halloween
4. Halloween II
5. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
6. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
7. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
8. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
9. Halloween Kills
10. Halloween

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Wishcraft
• Lovers Lane
• Campfire Tales
• The Curve
• I've Been Waiting for You
• Sleepy Hollow High
• The Wisher
• Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp
• Ripper: Letter from Hell
• The Greenskeeper

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Evil Toons

  Week 1: Jan. 1-Jan. 7
  Fred Olen Ray Week

• Werewolf
• Plan 9 from Outer Space
• Zombie Flesh Eaters
• The Giant Spider Invasion

• The Fifth Element
• Re-Animator
• Mad Max 2
• Pink Flamingos
• Gummo
• The Room
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• UHF
• Battle Royale
• Dazed and Confused

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Getting a little start on the spooky season of 2020. The movies I plan on watching this year. Some new, some I’ve seen several times.

• Halloween
• The Funhouse
• Motel Hell
• Pumpkinhead
• Trick
• Trick 'r Treat
• Night of the Demons
• Lady in White
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• Poltergeist

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Since quarantine isn’t going anywhere it seems, I’m just going to list all of the amazing direct to video horror movies from the 90s that I’ve watched. Stay safe out there.

• The Paperboy
• The Dentist
• The Dentist 2
• Night of the Scarecrow
• Pinocchio's Revenge
• Project: Metalbeast
• The Surgeon
• Ghoulies II
• Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College
• Treehouse Hostage

...plus 80 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Pumpkinhead
• Trick 'r Treat
• The Exorcist III
• Fright Night
• The Lost Boys
• Evil Dead II
• The Cabin in the Woods
• Braindead
• Halloween
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Brain Damage
• The Five Venoms