The first half hour of this movie was genuinely funny. It worked. It made me laugh. No one is more surprised about that than I am.

But once the characters entered the frufru fantasy world of minecraft and blocks, and bad CG, this movie was dead to me. No thanks. I'm out.

Despite that, seeing Jack Black and Jason Momoa have such a dang good time together was strangling endearing, and to his credit, mmc held his own, too.

The…

This movie felt a lot like me in high school: it had No Idea what it wanted to be.

And it's honestly a bit tragic to see what Marvel has become. It's not hard to the good ol days-- anxiously awaiting their next movie, shoving popcorn into my facehole at the theater just to satiate my need to comment on funky fresh fights and quick dialogue, generally obsessing over how things would continue to masterfully connect...

Unfortunately for the…