Matt Cuthbert Pro

Favorite films

  • Singles
  • Magnolia
  • The 'Burbs
  • Up

All
  • Pee-wee as Himself

    ★★★★

  • Friendship

    ★★★½

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★★½

  • Fountain of Youth

    ★★★

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Fountain of Youth

2025

★★★ Watched

The presence of the kid was the main thing that moved this up to 3 stars in my mind. Having him solve the riddles the adults couldn't figure out was implausible, but it made the movie relatable to children.

That made me realize: This is a kids movie.

If you're a kid who's never seen the movies this one liberally borrows from (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, The Goonies, The Mummy), then Fountain of Youth is decent enough.

For an adult, the movie isn't bad - you've just seen it before. And it was better the first several times.

The Electric State

2025

★★ Watched

I probably would have liked this movie when I was 10.

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The Substance

2024

★★★½ Watched

By the end, I was convinced this is a sequel to Alex Garland's "Men."

Fingernails

2023

★★ Watched

Lacking the chemistry of TiMER and the bizarre fascination of The Lobster, Fingernails borrows only the worst parts of each. The resulting emotionless absurdity doesn't connect as either a romance or sci-fi.

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