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"I'm going to the bathroom to slit my wrists"
- David Hasslehoff in 2006's Click
The Cocaine Bear Guy

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Booksmart
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Scream

All
  • A Trip to the Moon

  • Possibly in Michigan

    ★★★★★

  • Forrest Gump

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★★★

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Sing 2

2021

★★★ Watched

sing 2 cured my cancer and made my wife cum

Pixels

2015

★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

guys I'm so sorry but I love pixels. I know I shouldn't, I know it's bad, I know it's stupid, but it calls to me like an addictive drug. every single time I watch pixels I feel as though I've ascended to another plane of existence and it's like a high I've never felt. does pixels deserve to be in anyone's top 100? no, god no. does it deserve to be in mine? yes, hell yes it does

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A Trip to the Moon

1902

Watched

the moon: ow what the fuck your rocket is in my eye
girl with a septum piercing: it honestly didn't even hurt lol
jerry sienfeild: whats the deal with going to the moon?! i mean come on am i right!?

Possibly in Michigan

1983

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

if this was possibly anywhere in michigan than id bet my bottom dollar it was in ufm flint

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Knock at the Cabin

2023

★★★★ Liked 8

this is my joke for this movie

knock knock
who's there?
cabin
cabin who

I don't know what would come next in the joke but please like and comment your haha's down below.

Juno

2007

★★★★★ Liked 1

going to rewatch all my top 100 to see if they still hold up and i started with juno, this is easily one of my favorite movies of all time. i need the vinyl for this motherfucker SO BAD