Yeah... this one is weird. The movie is no longer grounded, instead treating itself more like a macho fantasy movie that seems to masturbate in its coolness. Yet, despite that, it's surprisingly dull for the most part. The movie starts out as enjoyable goofy fun, but it then turns into a slog that bores the heck out of me. The plot grinds to a halt in the middle, focusing more on Ethan Hunt's new love interest, Nyah, who is so…

I’m sorry Mission: Impossible. I did you dirty. Thanks to the distraction that is the frog show that likes to destroy my emotions, I was completely ignorant to your awesomeness. Now in a rewatch where I am able to fully pay attention to you while on a 10 hour drive to North Carolina, I realized that you are incredibly cool, and are really, really good at building suspense, and have cinematography that’s so good that it’s literally used as a…

BREAKING NEWS: After the shocking reveal from a poster leak showcasing that Ned Leeds, the CEO Of Sex was going to be in the cinematic rebirth that is Minions: The Rise Of Gru, it has come that this will be the Endgame or No Way Home of masterpieces, with rumors from our sources telling us that Shrek, Bully Maguire, J. Jonah Jameson, Sans The Skeleton from Undertale, Goku, Robbie Rotten, Steve from Minecraft, Tamatoa, Greg Heffley the psychopath, his…

I mean I have to review the trailer. It’s the second coming of Christ of cinema.

- When has Gru become a damsel in distress?

- Bob continues to be the GOAT, literally.

- Why do they all need to become animals in the third act?

- Stuart is absolutely insane and I love him. He’s a legend and not a chicken like what the wannabe Sinister Six thinks he is.

- Illumination continues to spoil everything in the trailers.…