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Favorite films

  • The Ghost Galleon
  • Friendship
  • Death Race: Beyond Anarchy
  • The X-Files

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  • Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs

    ★★★½

  • Dangerous Animals

    ★★★½

  • Dark Match

    ★★

  • Earth vs. the Spider

    ★★½

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Queens of the Stone Age: Alive in the Catacombs

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

Not even a big QOTSA fan, just checked this out because performing in the Caracombs is epic. The band channel their inner Nick Cave and I'm here all about it

Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

One of the best shark movies in years and sharks are only a mere tool used by a sadistic serial killer. Very unique premise with familiar cat and mouse beats. Obviously gets to a point where it's reaching and feels like it could had ended eight different times. Nonetheless if you suspend all disbelief and ride the ride, you'll find some similar Wolf Creek vibes.

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The Substance

2024

★★★★★ Liked 4

This is it- possibly the DEFINITIVE body horror film. At least the best since Cronenberg's remake of The Fly. I haven't been rocked by a film like this in an extremely long time.

The Substance is suffocating, anxiety-inducing, disgusting, just a whole long list of a confused state of emotions. I promise you have never experienced a film like this and it's going to be landing in horror history for decades. Here you'll find one of the most vile lifeforms…

Phenomena

1985

★★★★ Liked Watched

Hearing Iron Maiden's "Flash of the Blade" while seeing a flash of a blade was greatly satisfying.

Standard Argento fanfare to be found here. His incredible scores, beautiful lighting, and that climax was something else. Absolutely wild.