1. Watching this film in Bombay has been the weirdest cinematic experience of my life. It’s too meta for my delusional self.
 2. The movie made me feel a little uneasy in the first half, but I forgot all about it instantly after the interval. On my way back home, the spirits of Bombay began haunting me, reminding me of how great this city is and why I should never leave it.
3. Every character seems to be in a…